E ho'āʻo i kahi ʻano ʻokoʻa: Makapō ma ka ʻēheu gula

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Tony Smerdel He kamaʻāina ʻo Greg Gulin, he mea paʻi kiʻi nāna e nānā i nā mea melemele o loko o ko mākou hale, a ma ʻaneʻi, ma ka lima ʻo Canon, hele mai ʻo ia e kōkua iā mākou e nā kaʻa kaʻa, ʻoiai ʻo ia kekahi o kēia ʻohana. Ua hana pū ʻo ia me ka poʻe makapō a me nā makapō i nā manawa he nui - hoʻokahi manawa āna i hāʻawi aku ai iā lākou i kahi haʻiʻōlelo ma ke kiʻi kiʻi (ʻae, kiʻi, a mai ʻakaʻaka!), ʻo ka lua o ka manawa a lākou i hele ai e ʻike, e kala mai, manaʻo i ke kaʻa Formula XNUMX i kahi kaʻa. ʻO ka mea kūʻai aku BMW. .

Akā, ua manaʻo ʻo ia e lawe i kēia poʻe ma nā kaʻa kaʻa iaʻu. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻo ka manaʻo o ka hele ʻana me kahi mea kaʻa i ʻike ʻokoʻa i ke kaiapuni ma mua o ka poʻe ʻē aʻe o mākou e laki i ka ʻike ʻana i ka honua i nā pua i alakaʻi ʻia i ka puka ʻana o nā kayak a me nā kī, akā no ke aha?

ʻAʻole i liʻuliʻu koʻu noʻonoʻo ʻana i ke ʻano o ke kaʻa kaʻa e kūpono no ia hana - makemake wau i ka motika maoli (ʻaʻole he scooter) me kahi hoʻomaha hope no ka mea holo. ʻIke wau ʻaʻole maʻalahi ka loaʻa ʻana o kekahi mea ʻike ma luna o ke kaʻa kaʻa, no ka mea makaʻu kekahi poʻe i ka lawe ʻana ma nā huila ʻelua. Makaʻu lākou i ka hāʻule ʻana, no laila ʻaʻole lākou e hana ma ka noho hope e like me ka makemake o ke kalaiwa.

Ka lima mua: Inā makemake ʻoe e hoʻokomo i kekahi ma ka noho hope o ke kaʻa kaʻa, e hoʻāʻo ʻEheu gula. No ka laʻana, noho ka makua kāne o kahi hoaaloha, i hoʻowahāwahā i nā kaʻa kaʻa ma kahi ʻano liʻiliʻi, ua noho ʻo ia ma kēia noho, a ma kahi noho e like me kēia moku holo kaʻa ʻelua huila nani, ua manaʻo ʻo ia he mea maikaʻi loa ʻo ia e noʻonoʻo nui ana e lawe i ka hōʻike A. ʻO ia ke kumu ʻo Gold Wing - no ka mea, maikaʻi ka mea hoʻokele a me ke kaʻa (palekana).

Ua hele mai ʻo Tony i kahi a mākou i ʻaelike ai, me ka wāwae ʻole me ka ʻohe keʻokeʻo. Lawe ʻo ia me ia ma ke ʻano he hōʻailona e ʻike ai ka poʻe a puni iā ia ʻaʻole ʻo ia e ʻike, akā me ke kōkua ke hoʻonui lākou i kekahi manawa, wahi āna. Z 99% pilikia maka ke paʻakikī nei ʻo ia mai kona hānau ʻana mai, no laila ʻike ka honua i kēia mau hapaʻumi ʻekolu o ka mālamalama i lawa ka lōʻihi e aʻo ai i ke kūʻokoʻa.

Hiki paha iā ʻoe ke kahaha ʻo kāna mea leʻaleʻa he mele ma ka hui kūloko. No laila ua hauʻoli nui ʻo ia i kona pā ʻana i ke pihi leo ma ka leo ma ke kaʻa kaʻa. ʻAe, he lekiō ka Gold Wing e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke hoʻolohe maʻalahi i ka wikiwiki a hiki i 120 mph, ʻoiai ʻaʻole e luku ʻia nā mea haʻiʻōlelo e like me ke kumu hoʻohālike. ʻIke ʻia ua hoʻonui kekahi, e auwana ana i ke kūlanakauhale ...

Ua makemake ʻo Tony e wehe i nā mahiole, ua hāʻawi pū mākou i ka lole a me nā mīkina lima, a ma hope o ka hoʻolauna pōkole ʻana i nā lima, ka noho, nā pedal a me nā lula o ka hana no ka noho hope o ke kaʻa, haʻalele mākou. I ka wā mua me ka mālie a me ke akahele, akā i koʻu nīnau ʻana iā ia ma hope o kekahi mau kilomita inā ua maikaʻi nā mea a pau a inā ua kūpono ka wikiwiki iā ia, ua hōʻike mai ʻo ia iaʻu me ka minoʻaka a me ka pōkole "ʻae, e hele wale i ke kinoea a hiki i ka hope” ʻaʻole ia i makaʻu iki.

Ma hope o ka huakaʻi, ʻōlelo ʻo ia ʻo ia ma kahi malu. ʻOiai ua hui mākou no ka manawa mua, ua hilinaʻi ʻo ia iaʻu i hoʻokahi haneli pakeneka, no ka mea "inā ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole pili nā mea āpau." A he ʻoiaʻiʻo - pehea ʻoe e hauʻoli ai i kahi mea inā kānalua ʻoe i ka hiki o ke kanaka a i ʻole kekahi mea e hilinaʻi ai kou ola?

ʻO kahi laʻana i ka wā e lele ai mai ke alahaka ʻo Solkan, pono ʻoe e hilinaʻi i ka hui elastic, a i ka lele ʻana mai kahi mokulele i ka tandem, pono ʻoe e hilinaʻi i ka skydiver āu i hoʻopili ai. Pono e mahalo ʻia ke kaʻa kaʻa no ka mea hiki iā ia ke lawe iā ʻoe i kahi honua ʻē aʻe, akā ʻaʻole ʻoe e makaʻu iā ia. ʻAʻole like ka mahalo a me ka makaʻu!

Wahi a Tony, makemake ʻo ia i ke mele o nā mea haʻiʻōlelo i ka wā e holo mālie ai, a i ka holo wikiwiki ʻana ma nā kihi, pono ke kani o ka ʻenekini i mua, no laila ua hoʻopau wau i ka lekiō no kekahi manawa. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i makaʻu a hoʻohālikelike i ka hōʻoluʻolu o ka Honda me kahi noho home. Inā ʻike ʻo ia i kēia, ʻoiaʻiʻo nō he kaʻa kaʻa ʻo ia, a i ka nīnau ʻia ʻana inā e hoʻokele hou ʻo ia, pane ʻo ia, "ʻOiaʻiʻo, i kēlā me kēia lā."

Makamaka, ʻO ka hoʻokele kaʻa he kuleana... ʻO ka mea hoʻāʻo ʻole ʻaʻole maopopo ia ma ke kaʻa ʻana i kahi kaʻa me ka ʻole o ka hīnaʻi, ʻike mākou i ko mākou puni ma ke ʻano ʻokoʻa, ʻoi aku ka hilinaʻi. Aia kekahi mau mea hiki ʻole ke hana ma ke kaʻa. No ka laʻana, e hoʻohaʻahaʻa i nā ʻauamo a hoʻāʻo i ka pale ʻana i ka ea me nā lima kīkoʻo, a i ʻole e hoʻohaʻahaʻa i kou mau wāwae i ka honua a ʻike i ka paheʻe ʻana o ka asphalt. ...

ʻO kekahi (akā ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu inā ua kākau ʻia kēia ma ka magazine Auto i nā makahiki he nui aku nei) ua hoʻohālikelike i ka hoʻokele kaʻa a me ke kaʻa kaʻa me ka moe kolohe me ka ʻole o ka condom. ʻAe, he pōʻino, akā ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi.

Ma kahi o ka ʻikepili ʻenehana

Hiki iā ʻoe ke heluhelu i ka kikokikona no ke aha mākou i koho ai i ka Gold Wing e lawe i ka makapō - ʻaʻohe kaʻa kaʻa ʻoluʻolu i kēia manawa. No ka €21.490, ʻo ia ke kumu kūʻai hoʻolaha no kahi kumu hoʻohālike non-airbag (ʻae, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo pū kekahi), loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi sedan 400kg ma nā huila ʻelua me ka mīkini 1-lita ʻeono-cylinder a me kahi 8-lita. pahu wahie a me 25 lita o ka ukana wahi i loko o ekolu pahu.

Me ka kānalua ʻole, hiki iā ʻoe ke kapa iā ia he kaʻa kaʻa huila hoʻokahi a me ka hapa, akā i ka manawa like, paʻakikī ke manaʻo i kahi mea pani. I ka hoʻokūkū Kelemānia no 2011, ua hoʻolaha mua ʻia kahi ʻenekini ʻeono-cylinder, hiki ke hehi i nā kuʻekuʻe wāwae o ka Gold Wing. He ʻumi makahiki ma hope mai (Ua hānau ʻia ʻo GL 1800 ma 2001), hiki ke hōʻike ʻia ka mea hou ma Honda, he aha kāu e ʻōlelo ai?

ʻO Matevž Hribar, kiʻi: Grega Gulin