ʻO Toyota Alphard ka hoʻokolohua hoʻokolohua

ʻO ka hoa aloha o AvtoTachki ʻo Matt Donnelly i huakaʻi i loko o kahi minivan Kepanī a wehewehe pehea e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke kūʻai i ʻelua no ke kumukūʻai o hoʻokahi kaʻa, no ke aha ʻoe e pono ʻole ai iā Tinder a he aha ke ʻano no ka hauʻoli

ʻO Toyota Alphard kahi minivan waiwai nui a hou loa, kahi ʻano wehewehe ʻano o ka limousine no nā VIP. I Iāpana, hiki i kahi ʻoihana kalepa waena a i ʻole gangster i hāʻawi ʻia i kēia kaʻa ma ke ʻano he "kaʻa hui" hiki ke hilinaʻi ua kūleʻa ʻo ia. Akā inā ʻoe ma ʻAmelika, a ʻo kāu wahine, ipo wahine a i ʻole ke nānā aku nei i kahi pepelu me nā minivans - e akahele, ua aneane hāpai ʻo ia.

Ua haʻi mai ʻo Wikipedia iaʻu he ʻAlapia ʻo Alphard no "hermit, loner." ʻO kēia, ʻoiaʻiʻo, mamao loa ia mai ka inoa maikaʻi loa, akā kūpono ia - ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike i ka nui o kēia mau kaʻa ma nā alanui o Moscow. ʻO ke kūʻai ʻana i kahi minivan e koi ai i nā noi a kēlā me kēia mea kūʻai aku: ʻaʻole kēia he limousine maʻamau, ʻoiai ke kumu, ʻaʻole ia he lunamakaʻāinana maʻamau o nā kaʻa kalepa māmā, ʻoiai ke ʻano like me ia.

Hoʻohui kēia Toyota ma ka liʻiliʻi i ʻelua mau kaʻa. ʻO ka mea āu e ʻike ai ma waho ua hoʻomaka i ke ola e like me ka pōhaku i kapa ʻole ʻia (ʻo kā mākou kaʻa hoʻāʻo ka aka o ka ʻeleʻele i hoʻokūpaʻa i kona inconspicuousness i ka hiki. ʻO ka ʻaoʻao ʻino loa loa a loaʻa kahi manawa ʻaʻole ʻoe e koho koke i ke ala e hele ai ka minivan. E pili ana i nā aerodynamics, ʻaʻohe hōʻailona. ʻOiai ʻaʻole maopopo koke kahi o kahi kaʻa e hūnā ai. ʻIke nō, pono ʻo ia ma aneʻi e neʻe i kahi puʻupuʻu o ka hao, akā ma hea kahi mea pohihihi.

Ua hoʻoponopono maʻalahi nā mea hana o Alphard - ua hoʻopili lākou i kahi grille chrome nui a kāhea i kēia ʻāpana o ke kaʻa i mua. Lawe ʻia kēia hale nunui kokoke i ka hopena o mua, a kūkulu ʻia nā kukui a me nā mea pono ʻē aʻe i ka grille.

Ma ka laulā, nānā maoli ia - kahi mea e like me kēia mau pōpoki Sekotia ʻē aʻe me ka ʻole o nā pepeiao. Inā ʻo ʻoe ke ʻano o ka mea kalaiwa e noho ana ma ka huelo o kahi kaʻa i mua a hoʻokuke iā ia mai ke ala, a laila ʻaʻole kēia kāu kaʻa. ʻAʻole hoʻoweliweli kēia Toyota i ka wā āu e ʻike ai iā ia i ke aniani hope.

Ma ka hope, aia kekahi mau kukui kukui ʻulaʻula a me nā kuʻemaka nunui a me kahi ʻēheu palu e like me ka lauoho. ʻO ka hopena holoʻokoʻa o ka hope he 1950 ka pōhaku a me ka ʻōwili. Hoʻohālikelike kēia hopena me ka nānā o ke alo, e like me ke keiki kiki a Sikotia i ka pale maka mai "Star Wars".

ʻO ke kaʻa lua āu e loaʻa ai ke kūʻai aku ʻoe iā Alphard ka mea i loko. A ʻo kekahi o nā mea kupaianaha e pili ana iā ia ka nui o kāna. ʻO ka lālani o nā noho ʻekolu ka mea ʻoi loa aʻu i ʻike ai. ʻO kēia nā noho maoli me ka nui o nā lumi lumi a me nā keʻena wāwae, me nā mea kīʻaha, nā kaohi o ke aniau, nā haʻi ʻōlelo ʻokoʻa a me nā kāʻei noho e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana me ka makaʻu ʻole i ka ʻokiʻoki ʻana i ka poʻe mākaʻi inā kūlou lākou.

ʻEkolu wale nō pilikia me ka lālani hope o nā noho:

1. ʻO ka hoʻouka ʻana he koi ia i kekahi mea maʻalea, i loko o nā ʻōpio a i ʻole nā ​​mea me ka maʻi ʻai. ʻO ka hakahaka ma waena o ka lālani ʻelua a me ka lihi o ka tailgate he ʻiki loa ia ke kiʻi ʻana i laila e like me ka ʻike ʻana i kahi māla huna. No laila, me he mea lā iaʻu he kakaikahi loa ka poʻe e hiki ke hele mālie i ka lālani ʻekolu a leʻaleʻa i kona wahi. Alakaʻi kēia iā mākou e manaʻoʻiʻo i ka hapa nui o ka manawa he Alemanaka noho ʻoluʻolu loa ka Alphard me ka hiki ke hāpai i nā keiki hou aʻe.
2. Ke pelu ʻia nā noho hope, ʻaʻohe lumi no ka ukana i loko o ke kaʻa. Mai ka noho a hoʻi i ka puka aniani hope, he mau kenimika wale nō ia. ʻO ia, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kau i kāu ʻeke, nā ʻeke ʻeke a me nā kapa komo ma kahi ʻē aʻe koe ka papahele a puni ka lālani ʻelua.
3. Ke pelu ʻia ka lālani ʻekolu, aia kahi wahi liʻiliʻi no ka ukana. ʻO ia ke kumu e ākea ai ka lālani hope. He maoli nā noho ma aneʻi, nui a ʻaʻole pelu lākou i lalo i ka papahele. E kau ʻia nā mea āpau āu e lawe ai ma luna o nā noho pelu: pono e hoʻokau ʻia nā mea nāwaliwali e nā mea kaʻa a moe paha ma ka papahele e pili ana i ka lālani ʻelua.

ʻO ka lālani lua o nā noho, ʻaʻole ia he lālani iki. ʻO kēia nā kūʻokoʻa kūʻokoʻa ʻelua, kokoke i ka hiki ke lilo i wahi moe - ka mea like āu e ʻike ai ma luna o kahi mokulele inā ʻoe e lele i ka papa mua.

Kapa ʻia ka pae kikoʻī o ka kaʻa hoʻāʻo ʻo Business Lounge, a ʻo ka lālani ʻelua eia ka ʻuhane o ke kaʻa. ʻAʻole ka mea ʻaihue i ka ʻōpio a me ka hoihoi mai ka poʻe. Ma ka US, kūʻai aku i kahi minivan e like me ke kau inoa ʻana i kahi ʻōlelo e hemo ai iā Tinder mai kāu kelepona. A ma Iapana, he kaʻa no ka lawe ʻana i nā ukana waiwai nui. ʻO ia, he luna nui.

No laila, loaʻa i ka lālani lua ka helu palena ʻole o nā kūlana, kākoʻo, lomilomi, kahi hoʻomaha wāwae, kahi pale pālahalaha nui, kahi ʻōnaehana hoʻomalu, nā kapeta plush, nā puka aniani nui loa o ka honua, kahi papa lāʻau pelu, nā kumu, nā hoʻonohonoho kukui (ma laila he ʻumikūmāono mau koho kala).

Eia kekahi, aia nā pihi e kaohi i ka noho o mua a hiki ke hoʻokuʻi i ka mea kaʻa i ka dashboard. AKA! Mai ka lālani ʻelua, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻololi i ka lekiō, hoʻohana i kahi kelepona lōkahi, a i ʻole piʻi i loko o ka pahu mīkina lima.

Ua noʻonoʻo wau e pili ana i kēia no ka manawa lōʻihi a hiki i ka hopena ua loaʻa mau i ka luna Kepanī kahi kōkua pilikino ma ka lima e huli i ka hoʻomehana a me ke anuanu i ka manawa pono pono ka haku, lawelawe i kāna pia punahele, huli i ka ke kahawai i makemake ʻia ma ka lekiō, a i ʻole ke kīwī, a hoʻoholo i nā kelepona hea e nānā a me ka mea e pane ai.

ʻO ka lālani ʻelua he maikaʻi loa. Hiki iaʻu ke kū i luna i koʻu kiʻekiʻe piha. A i hoʻokahi manawa ua pono wau e loli i Alphard - ʻaʻole anei kēlā ka hōʻoia hiki ke paʻakikī loa? ʻAe, a he hana nui hoʻi kaʻu e hana ʻole ai e hiamoe i loko o ke kaʻa: maikaʻi ke kani o ke kani, huki ke kau i nā mea āpau i kahi mea e lele ai ʻoe, ʻaʻole hoʻokele.

ʻO ka moe ʻana i lalo a me ka nānā ʻana i luna o ka hale panorama ka mea hiki ke hoʻomaha ʻoi loa ka hopena o ka poʻe ohua i loaʻa iaʻu. ʻO wau nō ka mea like ʻole i hiamoe i loko o ke kaʻa, ke ʻole ʻoe e ʻona, ua hoʻohoka ʻo Alphard iaʻu i ke kakahiaka a me ke ahiahi.

ʻOluʻolu kupaianaha kēia Toyota. E makaʻala i hoʻokahi mea wale nō - nā armrests ma luna o kēia mau noho chic. Hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia lākou i nā ʻoihana Kepani, ʻaʻole i ka poʻe ʻEulopa nunui - ʻaʻole kēia he kaʻa no ka poʻe sumo mokomoko.

Mai ka manaʻo o ka mea hoʻokele, maikaʻi pū ke kaʻa. Hana maikaʻi ʻo Toyota i nā mea āpau a noʻonoʻo ʻia ma o. ʻAʻole ia he pahū o ka ʻenehana hou: ʻaʻohe koho maikaʻi a i ʻole nā ​​mea pāʻani geek, a ʻoiai ʻaʻole e hopu ka Alphard i ka manaʻo o nā mea hoʻokūkū heihei waho.

Kūleʻa nā mana āpau i kahi āu e manaʻo ai e loaʻa iā lākou i kēlā me kēia Toyota sedan, aia wale nō i kahi liʻiliʻi aʻe. Maikaʻi ke kūlana hoʻokele, akā ʻaʻole wau i pahuhopu piha: makemake au i ka hoʻokele kaʻa liʻiliʻi. Maʻaneʻi ʻoe e noho kū pololei aʻe ma mua o kahi kaʻa maʻamau, a manaʻo wau e hoʻomaʻalili kēia iaʻu no ka mea ʻaʻole wau e hoʻolohi.

Ma kahi ma lalo o ka pāpale a ma hope o ka grille kahi ʻenekini petrolini haʻuki haʻuki ʻelua e hana like me ka pahu pahu maʻamau. Hōʻoia ʻenehana mai kahi mea hoʻolako koʻikoʻi: ʻAʻole kēia kahi moʻolelo e pili ana i ka huakaʻi hauʻoli a i ke aloha paha, akā kahi puʻupuʻu hōʻoluʻolu loa.

He aha ka mea maoli, hoihoi loa mai kahi kuanaʻike o ka ʻike pehea ka Iāpana e hoʻokomo ai i nā ʻano hana i loko. Aʻole maopopo iaʻu. Pono e lawelawe ʻia kēia kaʻa e kekahi lawelawe kūikawā, nona nā pono hana kūikawā e hele ai ma waena o kēia radiator grill i ka ʻenekini.

Ua lawa ka ʻenekini e pahu i kēia pōhaku i mua me ka mea ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka wikiwiki a hāʻawi i ka pane maikaʻi i ka mea hoʻoheheʻe. I ka manawa like, ʻoiai, ʻaʻohe mea hoʻonui i ka hanu. ʻĀ, e like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai, ʻo ka hoʻohaunaele a me ke kau ʻana ma aneʻi e kū like me ka honua waho i ka hoʻokele pono ʻana i kēia kaʻa, ʻoiai, he mea luhi iki: ʻaʻohe mea maikaʻi ʻole a pīhoihoi paha e hiki mai iā ʻoe.

Mālama maikaʻi ka hoʻokele minivan, a he ʻano wili hoʻohuli liʻiliʻi paha ia. Mālama ka tailgate swing-out i hiki iā ʻoe ke kaomi i loko o kahi wahi kaʻa liʻiliʻi ʻoiai e puka ana i waho o ke kaʻa. Ua lawa ka kiʻekiʻe o ka Alphard, no laila e makaʻala i nā wahi kaʻa kaʻa lalo i haʻahaʻa loa. Akā i kēlā me kēia hihia, no kahi kaʻa me kahi kaʻawale nui no nā poʻe, ʻaʻole pono ʻoe i kahi ākea ma ke ala a i ʻole kahi kaʻa kaʻa.

ʻO ka mea ʻē aʻe i kahaha loa iaʻu ʻo ka nele o kahi kāmela nānā hope. Ua manaʻo wau he bug paha ia, a naʻaupō paha wau i hiki ai iā ia, a haki paha. Ua koho ʻia ʻo ke kāmela ke koho, a ua hoʻoholo kekahi e pono ʻole kēia kaʻa kikoʻī. He palu maoli kēia kanaka, no ka mea, nui nā maka makapō ma ka Alphard: ke kākoʻo nei i ka piliwaiwai nui.

Ke kūʻai ʻana i kēia minivan, e nānā pono i ka pahu ma ka ʻaoʻao o ka pahu "kāmela nānā hope", a i ʻole e lana wale ka manaʻo e holo aku nā mea āpau mai kēia monster pōhaku maka ʻulaʻula me ka weliweli.

E kūʻai wau i kēia kaʻa no ka mea ua aloha kaʻu keiki iā ia. Ua nānā maoli ʻo ia i nā kaʻa a pau aʻu e holo ai i ka home, akā ua hoihoi loa kēia iā ia. ʻAʻole hiki i ka mea aloha liʻiliʻi o nā hāmeʻa a me nā pihi ke haehae iā ia iho mai ka panela o ka puka, a ua loaʻa ka hopena hypnotic iā ia, nā hoa papa a me kekahi o ko lākou mau makuakāne. ʻO kahi paila o nā metala dexterous e neʻe ana i kahi ākea me ka hāmau o ka leʻaleʻa nui.

Aloha pū kaʻu wahine i nā kaʻa. Nānā maikaʻi ʻo ia iā Alphard a haʻi hou ʻaʻohe o kāna mau hoaloha i loaʻa. Hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo na Alphard ke kuleana no ʻelua mau hana mana ʻelua. ʻO ka mea mua, ua hāʻawi manawaleʻa kaʻu keiki i kāna iPad e pāʻani me ke kaʻa. ʻO ka lua, ma ke ʻohana, ua ʻae like mākou e makemake mākou i kēia kaʻa. ʻO nā ʻohana hauʻoli a me ka hiamoe keu kahi meaʻai no ka hauʻoli iaʻu.

ʻAno	ʻO Minivan
Nā Ana (ka lōʻihi / ākea / kiʻekiʻe), mm	4915/1850/1895
Maʻa wili mm	3000
Kaumaha Curb	2190-2240
ʻenekini ʻano	Pālolo
Ka leo hana, mika cubic knm	3456
Max. mana, h.p.	275 (ma 6200 rpm)
Max wili. manawa, Nm	340 (ma 4700 rpm)
ʻAno kalaiwa, hoʻoili	Mua, 6АКП
Max. wikiwiki, km / h	200
ʻO ka wikiwiki mai 0 a 100 km / h, s	8,3
Hoʻohana wahie (pōʻai hoʻohuihui), l / 100 km	10,5
Kumukuai mai, $.	40 345