ʻO nā kaʻa ʻino: ʻO nā ʻano hana hoʻoponopono kaʻa ʻino loa o nā manawa āpau

Loaʻa iā mākou a pau ko mākou ʻono a me nā ʻano. ʻO ka mea i ʻike ʻia e kekahi kanaka i loko o ke kaʻa he mea hoʻowahāwahā loa i kekahi. Me kēlā ʻōlelo, ua nui nā ʻano kaʻa kaʻa i nā makahiki i hala aku nei a ʻaneʻane mākou e ʻae like ʻole.

ʻAʻohe mea ma ʻaneʻi e hoʻāʻo nei e hoʻohaʻahaʻa i ka noʻonoʻo a i ʻole ka hōʻike pilikino, akā e nānā i kēia mau ʻano kaʻa weliweli. Inā ʻoe e noʻonoʻo ana e hoʻopilikino i kāu kaʻa, pono ʻoe e hoʻolohe pono i kāu mea e ʻike ai. Mai ʻōlelo ʻoe ʻaʻole mākou i ao aku iā ʻoe.

Hoki

Mai hana i kēia i kāu kaʻa a mai ʻae i kāu mau hoaaloha e hana i kēia i kā lākou kaʻa. E ʻike i kekahi mea, e ʻōlelo i kekahi mea, ʻaʻole ʻae nā hoaaloha e hoʻolei i kā lākou kaʻa. Hoʻokiʻekiʻe ʻia nā Donks a laila hoʻokomo ʻia me nā huila nunui nui.

ʻAʻole maikaʻi ke nānā aku a ua hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻia e hōʻino loa i kou ʻike hoʻokele me ka holo wāwae a me ka mālama ʻana i ka noe. Pehea e lilo ai kēia mau ʻano i mea ʻoiaʻiʻo? ʻAuhea wau i ka wā i hoʻomaka ai, hiki iaʻu ke hana i kekahi mea e pili ana iā ia!

ʻO ka patina hoʻopunipuni

ʻO Patina ma nā kaʻa kahiko a me nā kaʻa kaʻa hiki ke maʻalili a nani ma lalo o nā kūlana kūpono. Hōʻike ka patina i ka moʻolelo, ka moʻolelo o ke ola o kahi kaʻa a me nā mea a pau i hala. I kekahi mau hihia, hoʻohui ia i ka waiwai i ke kaʻa a i ʻole kaʻa a ua lilo ia i mea hoʻokipa maikaʻi no ka poʻe makemake i kēlā vibe lima lua a aloha nui ʻia.

ʻO ka patina hoʻopunipuni e like me ka wahaheʻe, hāʻawi ia i kahi kaʻa a i ʻole kaʻa i kahi moʻolelo hope ʻaʻole i loaʻa. Ke uhi ʻoe i kahi kaʻa me ka patina faux, ʻike ʻia… pono, hoʻopunipuni. Ke manaʻoʻiʻo maoli nei au e ʻāneʻe ana nā pahu pahu plastik ma kāu kaʻa ʻekolu makahiki?

pahu akamai

ʻAe, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka Smart Corvette, akā ʻaʻole ia he kumu. E makaʻu maoli paha kekahi i ke kaʻa akamai, ʻaʻole pili i ka nui o nā mea āu e kau ai ma luna?

ʻO ka mea ʻino loa, ʻaʻohe kumu o ke kaʻa i kēia manawa. E holo mālie ʻo ia i mea e pono ai ke hele ma ke alanui. He hoʻololi pipiʻi wale nō ʻaʻole i noi ʻia e ka mea nona ka hoʻokele kaʻa wale nō.

Naʻaupō loa nā uhi Dash

Makemake kekahi mau hanauna e uhi i ka dashboard me ka lole fleecy. ʻIke ʻoe i kā mākou e kamaʻilio nei… Manaʻo ʻia, pale kēia mau uhi dashboard i kāu dashboard mai ka pohā ma muli o ka pōʻino o ka lā. Akā, ua ʻike paha ʻoe i kahi dashboard māwae?

Aia hoʻi ka manaʻo e pale ka uhi ʻana i ka lepo mai ka hōʻiliʻili ʻana, akā ʻike mākou a pau i laila. Akā, hūnā wale ia i loko o ka lole upholstery o ka dashboard. E neʻe kākou a make kēia...

ʻAlohi loa kou kaʻa

Mai hoohalike me keia kanaka. ʻAʻole ʻino wale kēia kaʻa akā ʻoi aku ka pōʻino i ke kaʻa. ʻO ka mea maikaʻi loa ke ʻike ʻoe i kēia "kanaka ʻino" ma ke ala ākea ʻo ia ke kaʻa i kahi mamao loa.

No ke aha ʻoe e nīnau ai? E noʻonoʻo ka lā i ka ʻōwili gula a makapō iā ʻoe. ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo, pono ke kānāwai ʻole kēia ʻano pena weliweli. ʻOi loa i ka wā e pili ana i nā kaila. Ua makemake paha kēia kanaka e hoʻokele i kahi kumu hoʻohālike ʻo Hot Wheels?

Ma lalo o nā kukui kaʻa

ʻO ka papahele, no ka hapa nui, he mea hoihoi ʻole. ʻAʻohe kanaka e noʻonoʻo e pili ana iā ia, koe wale nō paha nā mea kūkulu hale a me nā ʻenekini kīwila, no laila ʻo wai ka mea i manaʻo he mea maikaʻi ke hoʻomālamalama ʻia me kahi kala ʻoluʻolu me nā kukui e kau ana ma lalo o ke kaʻa? Pehea kēia e hoʻohui ai i kekahi mea i ke kaʻa? No ke aha he mea nui ke kukui alanui? No ke aha ke kala kaulana loa no ka ʻōpala nuklea ʻōmaʻomaʻo?

Nui nā nīnau e pili ana i kēia ʻano. ʻAʻole ʻae ʻia ka hapa nui o nā kukui ma ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa inā e ʻā ana lākou i ke kaʻa ʻana, no laila inā he mea nui iā ʻoe e hōʻike i kēlā ʻāpana ʻāpana nani āu i kau ai ma luna, e makaʻala.

Nā uhi kukui poʻo/hue

Hoʻokahi hana kāu mau kukui - e hoʻomālamalama i ke alanui a me nā mea i ka wā e holo ai ʻoe i ka pō. No ke aha e uhi ai iā lākou me kahi ʻeleʻele ʻeleʻele i mea e emi ai ka nani? Ua like ia me ka hoʻokomo ʻana i nā huila huinaha, ʻokoʻa ke nānā aku akā ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o nā huila maʻamau e hele mai me ke kaʻa!

Loaʻa iā mākou ka manaʻo ma hope o kēia mau uhi uhi, hāʻawi lākou i kahi kaʻa a i ʻole kaʻa kaʻa i kahi hiʻohiʻona ʻeleʻele i hiki ke maʻalili i kekahi manawa. Akā, no ke aha ʻoe e makemake ai i kāu kaʻa e nānā ʻoluʻolu a ʻaʻole hana pono?

ʻO nā pōʻai weliweli

ʻO ke kāʻei ʻana i kāu kaʻa he ala maikaʻi loa ia e kiʻi ai i kahi hiʻohiʻona kūʻokoʻa me ka ʻole o ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka pena pena. Eia nō naʻe, aia kahi laina maikaʻi ma waena o ka "ʻokoʻa" a me ka hoʻopailua.

ʻAʻohe hapa o nā kāʻei kaʻa nui loa me nā kiʻi kānalua, e like me ke kāʻei ʻana i kāu kaʻa i ka chrome a laila e noʻonoʻo pehea e hoʻopololei ai kēlā me kēia noʻonoʻo iā ʻoe. ʻO nā ʻahuʻula maikaʻi loa he naʻaupō a i ʻole i manaʻo maikaʻi ʻia ke kumumanaʻo. Aia kekahi mau "kaʻa kiʻi" maikaʻi i ʻike pehea e hana pono ai, akā nui loa ka poʻe hana hewa.

ʻAʻole pono kāu kaʻa i ke kākoʻo

ʻO kekahi mea hoʻohana ʻole ʻole a me ka naʻaupō i manaʻo ʻia e "mālama i kāu holo" ʻo ia nā bras kaʻa. ʻOiaʻiʻo? No ka laʻana, ʻo ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka vinyl i kahi ʻāpana liʻiliʻi o kāu kaʻa e hoʻopakele maoli iā ʻoe i ka holo lōʻihi.

ʻAʻole ia e uhi i ke kino o ke kaʻa a ʻano pōʻino loa. ʻO wai ka manaʻo e pale ʻo ia i ke alo o kāu kaʻa mai nā pōpoki a me nā pōhaku inā ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i mua o ke kaʻa no ka mea aia ma lalo o ka vinyl bra? Aʻe!

Bro Kalaka

ʻO ke kumu, he SUV hoʻopunipuni ka Bro Truck. Ua wehewehe ʻia ke ʻano e nā kaʻa nui me ka hāpai nui, nā huila i poni ʻia a me ke kino i ʻike ʻole ʻia e like me ka lepo a me ka lepo.

Ua kūkulu ʻia kēia mau kaʻa no ke ʻano, ʻaʻole hana, a ʻike maʻalahi ʻia i ka nahele me kā lākou kikoʻī kīnā ʻole a me XNUMX mau galani huila e ʻā ana ma kēlā me kēia huila. I ka honua o Bro Trucks, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka nui, a ʻo ke kiʻekiʻe kiʻekiʻe kiʻekiʻe a ʻaneʻane ʻaʻohe mea hoʻohana ke koho maikaʻi loa.

Ke neʻe mai nei nā puka e pani mau ʻia!

Puka Lambo

No Lamborghini nā puka Lamborghini. Kau. Pau ka moʻolelo. Inā hoʻokomo ʻoe i nā puka Lambo ma ka Honda Civic, Cadillac Escalade, a i ʻole nā ​​​​mea ʻē aʻe ʻaʻole he Lamborghini, ʻuā ia "E nānā iaʻu!" ʻO ka wehe ʻana o nā puka puka ʻaʻole ia e hoʻohui i kekahi hana, akā he mea hoʻonani wale nō ia o ka lapuwale.

ʻO ke kumu o ka nānā ʻana o nā puka Lambo ma Lamborghini ʻaʻole ʻē aʻe no ka mea ua ʻike mua ʻoe e manaʻo nei ʻoe i nā puka maʻamau, a ke ʻike ʻoe iā lākou e hāmama ana ma waho o waho, ʻaʻole pololei ia.

Nā mea hao nui

Pono anei kāu kaʻa i ka downforce ma ke ala e hana ai? ʻO kahi mea hao a ʻēheu paha ma ke kua o kāu kaʻa, inā hana pololei, hiki ke lilo i mea hoʻomaikaʻi maikaʻi, akā ʻo ke ʻano o ka hoʻopili ʻana i nā fenders comically nui me he mea ʻole.

Hoʻopili ʻia paha kēia mau fenders nui no ka aerodynamics hihiu Ka manawa hoouka nā kaʻa heihei, akā ma kāu kaʻa alanui he manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole ia. Loaʻa ka hapa nui o lākou i nā ʻano aerodynamic ʻaʻole i hōʻoia ʻia, a ʻo ka hoʻopili ʻana ma luna o 100 paona metala i kāu pahu e hōʻino paha i ka hana ma mua o ke kōkua.

Akā, lele anei?

ʻAʻohe kanaka manaʻo he ʻoluʻolu, koe wale nō ka mea e holo ana. Manaʻolana mākou he hoʻolaha kēia no kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni, hōʻike TV, a i ʻole Pizza Planet. ʻAʻohe mea ʻē aʻe i ʻae ʻia e mākou.

He moku lewa paha? He Transformer paha ia? ʻAʻole mākou ʻike a ʻaʻole makemake mākou e ʻike. ʻO ka mea maikaʻi wale nō o kēia kaʻa ʻo ia ka wā Kālā max ʻO ka hope loa ua mākaukau kēia kanaka e noho ma luna o ke kaulahao meaʻai i ka wā o ka hakakā ʻana no ka ʻaila.

kiʻi hoʻouluhua

ʻAʻole ʻoe e hoʻopunipuni i kekahi. Maikaʻi ka hapa nui o ka poʻe e hoʻomaopopo ʻaʻole ʻo Chrysler he Ferrari, akā ʻo ka huāhuā hōʻailona me he mea lā he ikaika hiki ʻole ke hoʻopilikia i nā poʻe he nui ma ke alanui.

ʻO nā hiʻohiʻona maʻamau o "nā hōʻailona makemake" hiki ke loaʻa i nā kaʻa BMW a me Mercedes-Benz a hiki i ka wā e hoʻāʻo ai ke kanaka e hoʻokaʻawale i kā lākou kumu hoʻohālike kumu hoʻohālikelike Kelemania me nā hōʻailona BMW "M" a i ʻole Mercedes-Benz "AMG". ʻO nā M-Cars a me AMG-Cars he mau hōʻailona kūlana, akā ʻo ka kau ʻana i kahi hōʻailona ma ke kaʻa ʻaʻole pono ia e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, ʻaʻole i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi.

Haule pupule

ʻO ke kaʻa kaʻa nui, nā kaʻa kaʻa a me hoʻokahi millimeter ka ʻae honua e hāʻule ma lalo o ka hoʻololi kaʻa i kapa ʻia ʻo "Stance". No ka hapa nui o nā kaʻa, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ke kaʻa i ka ʻike ʻana a me ke ʻano o ka mālama ʻana, akā ke lawe ʻia i nā mea koʻikoʻi, hoʻopau pinepine ia i nā mea āpau.

ʻO ka maikaʻi o ka holo kaʻa, ʻaʻahu wikiwiki, ʻaʻahu hoʻomaha wikiwiki, hiki ʻole ke hele i luna o nā puʻupuʻu wikiwiki a i ʻole nā ​​​​pōhaku liʻiliʻi, hoʻemi ʻia ka hana ʻana o ka braking, hoʻohana ʻē aʻe ... pono wau e hoʻomau? Hiki ke maʻalili ka "haʻahaʻa a lohi", akā inā ʻaʻole hiki i kāu kaʻa ke hana e like me ke kaʻa, he mea pōʻino.

ʻAʻole ʻoe ʻo Batman

E ʻoluʻolu e haʻi hou ma hope o mākou: "ʻAʻole wau ʻo Batman." I kēia manawa, e nānā hou i kāu kaʻa a ʻike i ka hewa nui āu i hana ai. Pololei, ua hoʻololi ʻoe i kāu SUV i Batmobile a i kēia manawa ua loaʻa iā ʻoe kēlā me kēia lawehala ma Gotham.

ʻO ka mea ʻino loa e pili ana i kēia kaʻa ʻo ia ka SUV i hoʻololi ʻia. ʻO ka ʻaoʻao waena o ke kino he ʻano ʻē. He aha ke kaʻa āu e hoʻohana ai i mea nui ke hoʻolālā ʻoe e hoʻololi iā ia i kiʻi kiʻiʻoniʻoni kaulana!

No ke aha e ʻeleʻele loa ai kekahi i kā lākou kaʻa? E ʻike i ke kumu e pono ai e hele hou kēia ʻano!

ʻO ka mea Black

ʻO ka manawa kēia e hoʻokuʻu i ka ʻeleʻele-ma-ʻeleʻele-ʻeleʻele e make. He ʻoluʻolu ia i nā lā i hōʻike ʻia ma luna o nā supercars a me nā kaʻa nani. He ʻano edgy ke ʻano ʻeleʻele ʻeleʻele a ua ʻoluʻolu ʻoe a me kāu kaʻa.

I kēia manawa, i ka makahiki 2019, ua hala kēia ʻano, a ʻo ka mea hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai i kahi hale hana hou i pepehi ʻia ʻo Chrysler minivan e haʻi iā ʻoe i nā mea āpau e pono ai ʻoe e ʻike e pili ana i kēia whim. Ua holo kēia i kāna papa, a ke hoʻāʻo nei nā mea hana e hoʻohana iā ia e hana i nā kaʻa weliweli weliweli i ʻoi aku ka hoihoi ma mua o ko lākou maoli.

Nā puka makani pipili

ʻO ka mea kupanaha, ua hoʻomaka kēia ʻano me Buick i ka makahiki 1950. Ua kapa ʻia ʻo Buick iā lākou ʻo "Ventiports" a he ʻano semi-functional lākou i kū ai kā lākou mau sedans nui. Ua manaʻo nō hoʻi lākou e like me ʻekolu puka makani ma kēlā me kēia ʻaoʻao e kuhikuhi ana i kahi ʻenekini ʻeono-cylinder, aʻo ʻehā mau puka makani ma kēlā me kēia ʻaoʻao e kuhikuhi ana i kahi mīkini V8.

Holo wikiwiki a hiki i 2003 a me Buick Park Avenue, ka moku hoʻohiwahiwa semi-luxury i hoʻōla hou i ke ʻano porthole. Ua lilo ia i "mea" a makemake ka poʻe e hoʻohālike i kēlā ʻano. Ua hauʻoli wale ka aftermarket i ka hoʻokō ʻana a hoʻopiha i ka mākeke me nā puka makani sticker haʻahaʻa, palaka, ʻike ʻole ʻia. ʻAʻole au i ʻike i kahi kaʻa i nānā maikaʻi iā lākou.

Nā panela lāʻau hoʻopunipuni

ʻO nā kaʻa Woody maoli mai ka 1940s a me 1950s he ʻoluʻolu, ʻaʻohe kānalua. ʻO kēia ke kaʻa heʻenalu quintessential a he manaʻo hoihoi i ka honua o ka hoʻolālā automotive. ʻO ka mea hoihoi ʻole ʻo ia nā panela lāʻau hoʻopunipuni ma ke kaʻa ʻoluʻolu o kēlā me kēia lā. He mea maʻalahi kēia kaʻa a ʻono ʻole.

ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka hoʻokomo ʻana i nā upholstery lāʻau faux ma kahi kaʻa ʻoluʻolu hiki ke kūʻai pololei ʻia mai ka mea hana. Hāʻawi ʻo Ford, GM, Chrysler a me AMC i nā kaʻa nānā lāʻau vinyl maoli.

ʻO kā mākou hiʻohiʻona hou e hoʻohui i nā kumu kūʻai ʻole i kēlā me kēia kaʻa i loaʻa kekahi!

ʻO nā scoops hoʻopunipuni

Hoʻopaʻa mau ʻia nā pahu hood no nā kaʻa ʻoluʻolu loa, nā kaʻa wikiwiki loa, a me nā kaʻa i hana nui i ka horsepower e pono ai nā puka makani hou a me nā ala ea e hānai ai i ka holoholona e noho ana ma lalo o ka puʻu. ʻAʻole paha ʻo kāu mīkini ka mana wikiwiki akā makemake ʻoe e nānā i ka ʻāpana, hiki i kahi bākeke ma ka puʻu ke hāʻawi i ka hoʻopunipuni o ka hana inā ʻaʻole.

Akā e like me nā mea liʻiliʻi, hana ʻole, a me ka duct-taped, hoʻopau ia i ka nānā ʻana, ʻaʻole ia e hoʻomaikaʻi. ʻO ka mea e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, hoʻokomo mau nā mea hana kaʻa i kā lākou mau kaʻa me nā ea hoʻopunipuni a me nā puka makani e hana ai i ka mana.

nā huila ʻāwili

He kanawai paha? Ua hoʻoholo ka mea nona kēia kaʻa ʻo ka mea maikaʻi loa e hana ai, ʻo ia ka hoʻokuli ʻana i nā huila a pau. ʻAʻole maikaʻi paha ia no ke kaʻa. Ehia mau manawa e kūʻai ai kēia kanaka i nā kaila hou?

Ma waho aʻe o ka ʻeha o ka ʻeke kālā e kēia mod pipiʻi, manaʻo paha kekahi he maikaʻi ia? ʻO kēlā me kēia mechanic i hana ia no ke kālā, ʻaʻole no ka hoʻolaha. Ua noi paha lākou i ke kalaiwa ʻaʻole e haʻi i ka poʻe i ka inoa o kā lākou hale kūʻai!

ʻO nā mea hoʻopaʻa inoa kelepona

ʻO nā decals logo roll call he mea hoʻopili pilikino e like me ke ʻano o nā kaʻa heihei. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i nā pūʻulu o nā hōʻailona kelepona ma nā mea a pau mai Civics a i nā minivans, ʻaʻohe kaʻa i pale ʻole i ka hanana.

Eia naʻe ka hopena: Ma ke kaʻa heihei, ʻo nā logo i hōʻike ʻia he mau mea kākoʻo hui a mea hoʻokele paha. Ua uku lākou i ke kālā a i ʻole i hāʻawi i nā ʻāpana ma ka ʻaoʻao o ke kaʻa. ʻO ka hapa nui o ka poʻe e kau ana i nā mea hoʻopaʻa inoa ma kā lākou mau kaʻa e uku i ke kālā ʻoihana no nā ʻāpana, a laila e uku kālā e kūʻai i nā logo, a laila hāʻawi i nā hui kūʻai manuahi / hoʻolaha.

hiki ke hoʻopau i ka momi

I ka honua maoli, hiki ke ʻike ʻia kahi paipu hoʻopau ma nā ʻano ʻelua: ʻo ka mua, ʻoi aku ka leo o ke kaʻa no ka leo nui, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ke kani ma mua o ka mana maʻamau. ʻO ka lua, ua lawa ka nui o ka paipu pau i hiki i nā kaʻa ʻē aʻe a i ʻole ka mea nona ke kaʻa ke hoʻomoe i loko o ka ua.

ʻO kahi puʻupuʻu nui i ʻoi aku ka leo akā ʻaʻole maikaʻi a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻonui ʻana i ka mana ʻo ia ka hōʻailona o ka exhaust maikaʻi.

kaʻa hou"

Ua kamaʻilio mua mākou e pili ana i ka hoʻohui ʻana i nā hōʻailona kaʻa hoʻopunipuni e "hoʻomaikaʻi" i kāu kaʻa, akā ʻo ka pae aʻe ke hoʻololi nei i kou kino e hoʻolilo i kāu kaʻa kaʻa i mea makemake nui. ʻOi aku ka hewa ma mua o ka Smart Corvette.

Ua makemake kēia kanaka i Bugatti akā ʻaʻole hiki ke kūʻai i hoʻokahi, no laila ua hele ʻo ia ma luna a ma waho me kāna Toyota. ʻO Honda a Ford paha. ʻO kā mākou ʻike maoli ʻaʻole kēia kaʻa ʻē he Bugatti!

Nā mea hoʻopili pale

Noho wale nā ​​mea hoʻopaʻapaʻa Bumper ma US a me Kanada. Ua kaupalena ʻia kēia hanana i ʻAmelika ʻĀkau, a hiki iā ʻoe ke noho ma ʻEulopa no nā pule me ka ʻike ʻole ʻana i kahi kaʻa me kahi paʻi. No ke aha mākou e makemake ai i nā poʻe a pau ma hope o mākou e ʻike i ko mākou manaʻo e pili ana i kā mākou haumāna hanohano / alma mater / makemake politika / poʻe puni honua?

ʻAʻole i hoʻomaka ke kamaʻilio ʻana i kahi mea paʻi paʻi hoʻokahi, ʻaʻole i hoʻololi i ka manaʻo o kekahi i kekahi mea! ʻO ka mea kupanaha, ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻaʻahu i kahi pālule me kahi mea hoʻopaʻa paʻa ma luna, no laila no ke aha e hoʻopau ai kekahi i ka manawa, ka ikaika a me ke kālā ma kēia mau mea?

Hoʻonui ʻia ka poʻo huila kaʻa me ka ʻole o nā kaila nui

"Makemake au i kahi mea hoʻohana maʻamau no kaʻu kaʻa kaʻa ʻaʻole e hana, e manaʻo ka poʻe e hoʻokele wau ma waho o ke alanui, a me ke ʻano ʻino ke haʻalele wau i nā huila waiwai." - ʻAʻohe kanaka.

ʻAʻole maopopo iā mākou pehea i lilo ai kēia i mea maʻamau, akā i kēia mau makahiki i hala aku nei, ua nui aʻe nā kaʻa ʻokiʻoki me nā ʻūhā o waho o ke alanui me ka ʻole o nā huila a me nā kaʻa. He mea ʻino a hāʻawi i ka manaʻo ua lawa wale ka waihona kālā o ka mea nona nā lama.

jeep huhu

ʻAʻole mākou i manaʻo e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o nā kaʻa inā aia lākou ma ka ʻaoʻao o ka huhū a me ka huhū i nā manawa āpau. He mea nui e hoʻomaopopo i ka manaʻo o ka hoʻolālā kaʻa o kēia wā e makemake nui i ka nānā ʻana i mua, akā ʻo ke ʻano "maka huhū" ʻike ʻia i kaulana loa me ka Jeep Wrangler.

No ke aha ʻoe e hoʻokele ai i kahi kaʻa ʻino i kēlā me kēia lā? A no ke aha ʻoe e makemake ai i ka poʻe a pau e hele pū ana me ʻoe e noʻonoʻo aia ʻoe ma ke ʻano o ka "haʻihaʻi"? He mea pohihihi keia no na makahiki. ʻOi aku ka hauʻoli ma mua o ka huhū.

Ka leo ʻenekini hoʻopunipuni

ʻO ka walaʻau ʻenekini hoʻopunipuni i pāʻani ʻia e nā mea haʻiʻōlelo i loko o ka hale kaʻa kekahi o nā ʻano o nā kaʻa hou e hopohopo nui nei iā mākou. Manaʻo ia e like me ka hoʻopunipuni a waiho i ka ʻono ʻino i kou waha. ʻO BMW ka mea hewa loa, ʻoiai ke hana nei nā hui ʻē aʻe.

ʻO ka walaʻau ʻenekini hoʻopunipuni e haʻi aku i ka mea nona ka ʻoihana ʻaʻole i hoʻopilikia i ka hana ʻana i kahi kaʻa kani maikaʻi, a ma kahi o ka hoʻolilo ʻana i ka manawa e hoʻololi i ka pauku maoli, ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o ka hoʻopunipuni. ʻO ka mea pōʻino, he hōʻailona kēia o nā manawa, akā ke lana nei ka manaʻo e hiki iā mākou ke hoʻokuke i kēia ʻano i ka wā i hala.

Nā huila liʻiliʻi ma ke kaʻa nui

ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke manaʻoʻiʻo ua lilo kēia i mea maʻamau. No ka manawa lōʻihi, manaʻo ka poʻe kūʻai kaʻa ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kā lākou kaʻa. Ua hoʻoholo kēia kanaka ʻaʻole e hahai i ke ʻano, ma kahi o ke kau ʻana i nā kaʻa liʻiliʻi ma ke kaʻa nui.

ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻohe mea e pili ana i kēia mea hoʻopailua e nānā "ʻoluʻolu". ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o ka lilo ʻana i mea uʻi e kaumaha ai mākou i loko. Inā hoʻolālā ʻoe e hana i kēia me kāu huakaʻi, ke noi aku nei mākou iā ʻoe e noʻonoʻo ʻelua.

Nā kaʻa haki

ʻAʻole kēia kiʻi he hoʻopunipuni. Ua hoʻoholo kekahi kanaka kaumaha e hoʻohuli i kāna Corvette i kaʻa akamai. Pehea kou manaʻo? Ua hana? E loaʻa paha ʻoe i ke kaʻa ʻana i kēia ma ke ala kaʻa?

ʻO ka mea nui, he kaʻa Smart ka mea hoʻokele, a ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e "hoʻonui" iā ia. ʻO ka huahana hope, ʻoiai ʻaʻole makemake ʻia, ʻo ia kekahi mea a mākou e ʻike ai i ka hoʻomaka ʻana o kahi ʻano. I ka hopena, manaʻolana mākou ua hewa mākou.

loko kiʻi kiʻi

ʻAe ʻia kēia ʻano inā makemake ʻoe i kekahi mau kiʻi paʻi kiʻi. Hoʻomaopopo maoli mākou i ke kumu Hello Kitty ua hoʻohuli ke kanaka i loko o kāna kaʻa i mea ola ola.

ʻO ka pilikia, ʻo ka lilo ʻana o kēia ʻano i mea kaulana, ʻoi aku ka nui o nā mea nona nā kaʻa e hana ia mea e kūpono i loko. scooby ke kaʻa nei ka poʻe pā e hoʻoponopono i nā hewa ma ka Honda Civic Mystery Machine. ʻAe, e lilo ia i kaʻa mai iā mākou.

mea hoʻopili kaulana

E like me ka leʻaleʻa e hoʻokele i kāu Liam Nissan, ma hope o kekahi mau hola ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻakaʻaka hou. E noho pū kekahi poʻe, ʻaʻole me ʻoe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke mālama?

E like me ka cartoonish interiors, ua aneane ʻae ʻia kēia ʻano. Eia naʻe, ke ʻike ʻoe i ke ʻano koʻikoʻi o kēia, ʻike ʻoe pono e hoʻopau kēia. Inā ua hoʻolilo mua ʻoe i ke kālā e hana i kēia me kāu kaʻa, e hele i kāu mechanic a noi i kahi hoihoi.

Nui loa ka stereo

Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻolālā ana e hana i ka moʻo ʻaha mele alanui kaʻa mua o ka honua, e ʻoluʻolu, mai hana me kāu kaʻa. ʻEhia ka nui o ka bass āu e pono ai? ʻEhia ka nui o nā mea a pau i loko o 20 mau mile e pono ai?

Eia nā nīnau e pane ai ke hoʻoholo ʻoe e hoʻohuli i ke kua o kāu kaʻa i loko o ka ʻōnaehana stereo dumbest o ka honua. Eia kekahi, a ʻo ka mea nui loa, ua hiki ʻole iā ʻoe ke lawe mai i ka hale kūʻai mai ka hale kūʻai.

Nā hōʻailona hoʻopunipuni

Makemake kekahi mau mea hoʻokele e hōʻike i nā mea i loaʻa iā lākou, aʻo nā mea ʻē aʻe makemake e hana. ʻOi aku ka pinepine ma mua o kou noʻonoʻo ʻana, hoʻopaʻa nā kānaka i nā hōʻailona hoʻopunipuni ma kā lākou kaʻa, me ka ʻōlelo ʻana he mana kūikawā ko lākou kaʻa.

Hiki iā ʻoe ke kiʻi maʻalahi iā lākou mai AutoZone a i ʻole ma ka pūnaewele, akā no ke aha ʻoe? He aha kāu e ʻōlelo ai ke nīnau kekahi i ka mea i loko o kāu kaʻa i lilo ia i Type R? He kūlana ʻino kēia (a hiki ke pale ʻia).

Hōʻike ʻia nā mea leo fiberglass

Hoʻomaopopo mākou he mau ʻōlelo ko kāu kaʻa. ʻO kā mākou pū kekahi. Ua hoʻōho nā keʻena leo fiberglass i hōʻike ʻia "Ua loaʻa iaʻu kaʻu laikini a me kaʻu kaʻa mua!" Ua noi paha lākou i kekahi o kā lākou mau hoaaloha e hoʻohana i ka uku uku limahana a Best Buy no ka loaʻa ʻana o kēia mau ʻōlelo hoʻohenehene.

ʻAʻole maopopo iā mākou ʻo wai ka mea i manaʻo mua he maikaʻi kēia hiʻohiʻona, akā pono paha mākou e pau i ka hoʻolohe ʻana i kēia kanaka. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi e mālama i kou ʻono ʻano ʻē i nā mea haʻiʻōlelo ma ka home wale nō.

ʻO ka manawa kēia e haʻihaʻi ai me nā kaikamahine lepo

ʻEhia o lākou āu i ʻike ai i kou ola? ʻO kēlā me kēia helu, ua nui loa. ʻOiaʻiʻo, i kekahi manawa he mea hōʻino a me ka hewa-inducing element o ka leʻaleʻa e ʻike ma kāu kaʻa (he kaʻa mau nō ia, pololei?), akā ua neʻe mākou mai ko mākou mau lā ʻōpio a ʻo ka manawa kēia no nā poʻe ʻē aʻe e hana like. .

E hana i nā poʻe a pau ma ke alanui i kahi aloha a wehe i nā ʻōpala, nā decals a me nā mea hoʻopili o nā wahine māhoe sexy. Malia paha e kōkua iā ʻoe e ʻimi i kahi lā.

Hoʻonui ʻia ka ʻulaʻula

Loaʻa iā mākou, hoʻokele ʻoe i ke kaʻa wikiwiki. ʻAʻole pono ke pena ʻulaʻula. ʻOiaʻiʻo, no ke aha i pena ʻia ai kēlā me kēia kaʻa wikiwiki ma ke ala ākea? Inā hoʻokele ʻoe i Ferrari, ʻaʻole no ʻoe kēia pou.

Inā ʻoe e holo ana i kahi mea ʻē aʻe, e make ke ʻano. E hoʻāʻo i kahi kala ʻē aʻe, e hoʻomaka paha i kahi ʻano hou. Ua ʻike ʻoe ke ʻimi nei nā mākaʻi i nā kaʻa ʻulaʻula ke hoʻopiha lākou i kā lākou quotas. Mai lilo i helu helu ʻē aʻe.

kaʻa kiʻi hale

E hoʻomanaʻo i kā mākou pilikia Batmobile? E noʻonoʻo i kēia ʻaoʻao o kēia pilikia. Aia ke kumu ʻaʻole hele mai nā sedans me nā moena palahalaha. ʻAʻole maikaʻi ke nānā aku. Ua ho'āʻo nā hui kaʻa i hoʻokahi manawa. PĀKAHI.

ʻOi aku ka hewa, e hoʻohuli kekahi i kā lākou Corvette i kaʻa kaʻa. Inā ʻoe e lawe i kahi kaʻa sedan a i ʻole kaʻa haʻuki a hana ia, ma ka liʻiliʻi loa mai hana me kahi kaʻa ʻiʻo maʻamau. He ʻōlelo hōʻino wale nō ia ma nā pae he nui loa.

ʻAʻole ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o nā huila ʻeono ma mua o ʻehā

ʻAʻole maopopo mākou i ka mea e kākau ai no kēia pōʻino huila ʻeono, akā e hoʻāʻo mākou i ka mea maikaʻi loa. ʻO nā huila ʻehā wale nō āu e pono ai ma ke kaʻa. ʻEhā ka helu kūpono o nā huila. Manaʻolana kākou he photoshop.

ʻEono huila e hoʻohālike i kāu kaʻa me he ʻiniko metala nui a he mea weliweli wale nō. ʻAʻole maikaʻi kēia kaʻa. Manaʻolana mākou ʻaʻole e hana kēia mau kaʻa medium, no ka mea, ʻo kēia wale nō ke ala ʻaʻole e kūʻai nui ʻia kēia mod. ʻEhia ka nui āu e hoʻolilo ai ma kēia?

He ʻōlelo maoli

Inā hoʻokele ʻoe i kahi Jaguar a loaʻa i kahi pena maka jaguar kūikawā ma kāu kaʻa, pilikia paha ʻoe. Loaʻa iā mākou, hoʻokele kēia kanaka i kahi kaʻa nani i kapa ʻia ma muli o ka pōpoki!

ʻO ka mea maikaʻi loa, ʻo ka mea e holo ana he mea makemake nui ia i ka Jacksonville Jaguars. ʻAʻole ia e hoʻomaʻamaʻa i ke kaʻa, akā ma ka liʻiliʻi e wehewehe i kekahi mea. E hoʻokele ʻoe i kēia puaʻa?