Ua kalaiwa mākou: Ducati Monster 797
Naʻu nō e hoʻopaʻa inoa i ka Monster hou ma ke ʻano he Cosmo hottie mua, e like me ka hiʻohiʻona wahine momona loa o nā makahiki i hala. Makemake au i nā "boyfriend jeans" a ʻaʻohe mea pōkole o nā "kānaka paikika". ʻAe, a he sexy. Sexy loa. Pehea koʻu manaʻo i ka wā i lawe ai ka Monster iaʻu ma kahi "gyroscope" ma ka Cote d'Azur. Kū wale wau i mua o ka pā mua a ʻo Jacques, Loic, Mathieu a me Arno naʻu. ʻO ka mea pōʻino, ua nānā wale au i kaʻu kumu aʻo i kēlā hopena pule - ʻo ka "capo di banda" o nā kumu aʻo Ducati, ʻo Beppe Gualini, i koʻu ʻono: loaʻa iā ia he 10 Dakars ma lalo o kona kāʻei, 50 mau lāhui ʻē aʻe ma ka wao nahele a me ʻelima mau ʻūhā a puni ka honua. a laila ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hoʻohiwahiwa i ka poʻe nūpepa Slovenia me hoʻokahi kaʻa kaʻa?
A ʻo ia ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ka moʻolelo, ʻo ia kaʻu e ʻōlelo ai i ka hoʻāʻo ke noʻonoʻo wau i ke poʻo inoa ʻino o ka puke i hoʻololi i ka honua. A no koʻu makemake e hoʻoponopono liʻiliʻi i nā mea, e ʻōlelo wau: "E hele nā kaikamahine paʻakikī i ka lani, a ʻo nā kaikamahine ʻino i ka hui o nā kāne e hehi i ko lākou mau kuli ma ka Côte d'Azur." ʻAe, hoʻonui paha wau. ʻAʻole nui, akā ʻo ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā mea kani mele he mea maʻamau i ka hoʻokele kaʻa a me ka lawaiʻa. Ma ke ʻano he superstar, ʻoiaʻiʻo, loaʻa iaʻu ma kahi o hoʻokahi haneli miliona mau kilomita i loko o ka noho e hohola i koʻu mau kuli, akā ʻo ka ergonomics noʻonoʻo o ka Monster 797 hou ua kōkua maoli iaʻu ʻaʻole e nānā i ka mīkini e like me ka broom. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole kēia manaʻo ʻaʻole wau i hoʻokani i ke ʻano o kahi broom ma kahi hui o nā kaʻa kaʻa ʻike. "He broom mau kekahi," i pane mai ai koʻu mea hoʻoponopono, kumu aʻo, a me koʻu hoa ʻo Piotr Kavcic i koʻu hopohopo e pili ana inā e lele pololei ʻo ia i ka holoholona 800cc e like me ka rookie. Akā naʻe, ʻaʻole au i hele i Nice me ka puʻuwai māmā. He ʻokoʻa loa inā kapa ʻia ka locomotive he teddy bear a i ʻole he panda. Monster? ʻĀ… haʻalulu nui koʻu mau kuli!
He hapalua kenekulia ia mai ka mea hoʻolālā Ducati ʻo Miguel Galluzzi i huki ai i ka kiʻi mua no ka mokokaikala i huki mua ʻia, e hoʻolaha ana i kahi wā hou o nā motika māmā, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. ʻO ke k wekohu a mākou e kalaiwa nei e hoʻomau ana i ke ʻano kuʻuna o ka Monsters mua, like ia ma ke ʻano o ke ʻano, ka hana kūpono ʻole a me nā mea a Ducati i mālama ʻole ai. He ʻoiaʻiʻo nō naʻe he ʻano palupalu iki kēia paikikala. ʻO kēia, e ʻōlelo, ʻo ka monster i mahi ʻia ʻo ia paha ka motika unisex mua i hilinaʻi ʻole i ka ʻaoʻao wahine a kāne paha, akā he androgynous nō ia, akā ʻo ia ka hui maikaʻi loa o nā puʻupuʻu kāne a me nā piʻo wahine. ʻO kēia he keke kaʻa huakaʻi holoʻokoʻa i hōʻoia ʻia e ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hoʻāʻo ʻia e nā hua mua piha i ʻōlelo ʻia i loko o ka hui o nā kaʻao heihei a me nā mea paʻi nūhou uila a ʻike koke ʻia i kahi mana palena no nā mea hōʻoia A2.
ʻO ka mea wale nō ʻaʻole ʻimi ʻo Ducati i nā hoʻohālikelike haʻahaʻa loa, inā ʻaʻole, ʻo ka Monster 797 hou kahi keʻa kūpono ma waena o kona mau kaikuaʻana mai ka ʻohana Scrambler. ʻO kēia kumu hoʻohālike i kēlā me kēia hihia e hōʻike ana i ka kuʻikahi ma waena o Mars a me Venus, ma waena o ke kūlanakauhale a me ka hoʻokele pili, ma waena o ka pule a me ka hopena pule, ma waena o ka mea hana make-up a me ka ego i hoʻomalu ʻia. ʻO ka mea hiki ʻole iā ʻoe ke kaʻa ʻoi aku ka lōʻihi ma ke ʻano he kāne, no ka mea, e haʻalele kou hoa iā ʻoe ma kahi hapa o Dubrovnik a hoʻi i ka home. He holoholona mehameha ka Monster, akā ʻo ka hele ʻana i kahi disco kokoke loa e like me ka pata.
ʻO ke kumu hoʻohālikelike hou mai ka Hale o Ducati, ma ka liʻiliʻi loa mai ka mea aʻu e ʻike ai, e like me ka lio Arabian hoʻomaʻamaʻa maikaʻi ʻia: hiki iā ia ke kau ʻia e nā amateurs, a ʻo nā loea wale nō ke hoʻohana i kona mana piha. ʻO ka ʻenekini paukū ʻelua mai ka Borgo Panigala kaohi pono, ka māmā a me ka hoʻokele waiwai, akā ma mua o nā mea āpau e noho hanohano ia, e like me ka mea e pono ai Ducati.
kikokikona: Tina Torelli · kiʻi: Milagro
