Pehea e wehe ai i ka puka kaʻa me ka hoʻohana ʻana i ke kelepona a me kahi kī mamao ʻole (Faux-To?)

He aha inā inā poina iā ʻoe kāu mau kī kaʻa a me ka mana mamao kī ʻole i hoʻopaʻa ʻia iā lākou, pehea ʻoe e komo ai i ke kaʻa? ʻAe, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i poina i kāu kelepona paʻalima, hiki iā ʻoe ke kelepona aku i kekahi i loaʻa i kēia kī kī ʻole i hiki iā ʻoe ke wehe i kāu kaʻa a i ʻole kaʻa me ke kelepona paʻa kelepona! ʻO wai?!?

ʻAe, me nā kelepona ʻelua a me kahi mamao kī ʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke wehe i kāu kaʻa inā ʻo ka mea nona ka mamao e kaomi i kahi pihi ma ka microphone o kā lākou kelepona e hoʻouna ai i ke kani i ke kelepona paʻa o ka mea i loko o ke kaʻa paʻa, no laila wehe ʻia ka puka mai - no ka lekiō.

ʻAe, he ʻakaʻaka kēia. hoopunipuni? Akā ʻo ia? ʻO ʻoe ka luna kānāwai. He ʻoiaʻiʻo a ʻaʻole paha, hoʻokahi mea maopopo - ʻaʻole ia e kōkua iā ʻoe i ka wā e hoʻokele ai i ka home.