20 ʻO nā poʻe kaulana ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike he hewa i ke kalaiwa
Nā mea
Ke lilo ʻoe i mea kaulana, ʻaʻole ia he mea maikaʻi ʻoe i kekahi mau mea. Hiki paha iā ʻoe ke ʻano maikaʻi loa, malia paha he mea keaka maikaʻi ʻoe a he mele maikaʻi paha ʻoe, a i ʻole he kanaka haʻuki maikaʻi loa ʻoe. Akā ʻaʻole ia manaʻo he maikaʻi ʻoe i nā mea āpau. Eia kekahi laʻana, he nui nā kānaka maʻamau i kaulanaʻole i nā mea hoʻokele maikaʻi, aʻo ka nui o nā poʻe kaulana loa kekahi o nā mea hoʻokele maikaʻi loa o ka honua. ʻO koʻu manaʻo, koʻikoʻi - weliweli kēia mau kāne. Manaʻo paha ʻoe e hoʻāʻo nei lākou e lilo i mea hoʻokele maikaʻi ʻole, akā ʻaʻole kūpono kēlā.
ʻO ka mea ma hope iho he papa inoa o nā poʻe kaulana, ʻaʻole hiki iā lākou āpau ke hoʻokele. Ke hoʻomau wale nei kekahi o lākou i ka wili ʻana, a ʻo nā mea ʻē aʻe e hana hewa i hoʻokahi wale nō akā hana i ke ʻano i ʻole kānalua he weliweli loa lākou i ka wā e hele ai ma hope o ka huila. Eia he 20 mau mea kaulana i hiki ole ke kalaiwa.
20 Just bieber
ʻO nā mea hoʻokele kaulana weliweli loa, ʻo Justin Bieber kekahi o nā mea ʻino loa. Maikaʻi kēia no ka mea weliweli ʻo ia i nā mea ʻē aʻe he nui, e like me ke kanaka maikaʻi. Ua loaʻa ʻo ia i nā pōʻino he nui (me hoʻokahi makahiki i hala iho nei), ua ʻike ʻia ʻo ia e holo wikiwiki ana i nā manawa he nui, a ua hopu ʻia ʻo ia no ka hoʻokele ʻona a me ke kūʻē ʻana i ka hopu ʻana. I kekahi manawa ua hahau ʻo ia i kahi lālā o ka paparazzi me kāna kaʻa. ʻOiaʻiʻo, he mea hoʻoweliweli kēia kanaka ma hope o ka huila. Aia kahi ala e haʻalele ai a hoʻi ʻole mai? E Justin, mai hele pupule; e hele wale a hele paha ʻoe ma mua o ke kaʻa ʻana ke hana ʻoe.
19 ʻO Michael Phelps
ʻIke ʻia ʻo Michael Phelps no nā mea ʻelua: (1) ʻo ia kekahi o nā mea ʻauʻau akamai loa i ka mōʻaukala a lanakila i nā mekala ʻOlumepika holoʻokoʻa, a (2) ʻona. I ka makahiki 2004, ua hoʻopiʻi ʻo ia i ka hewa i ka ʻona kaʻa, ka inu ʻana i ka makahiki (ʻo ia ʻo 19 i kēlā manawa), a ʻaʻole hoʻi i kahi hōʻailona hoʻomaha. A laila, i kekahi mau makahiki ma hope mai, ua loaʻa hou iā ia kahi ulia pōpilikia i ka wā i hoʻokuʻu ʻia ai kāna laikini a ʻae ʻo ia e inu ma mua o ka hiki ʻana. E Michael... mai kēia manawa aku, no ke aha ʻoe e hana ʻole ai i kāu mau huakaʻi a pau i loko o ka loko wai, no ka mea maopopo ʻole ʻaʻole palekana ka poʻe ʻē aʻe i kou holo ʻana.
18 Chris Brown
Laki ʻo Chris Brown i ke ola. I kekahi mau makahiki i hala aku nei, ua luku loa ʻo ia i kāna Porsche i ka wā i hāʻule ai ʻo ia i ka pā i ka wikiwiki. A laila, he mau mahina ma hope mai, ua kuʻi ʻo ia i ke kaʻa mai hope a hōʻole ʻo ia e kamaʻilio me ka mea hoʻokele, a ua hoʻopiʻi ʻia ʻo ia me ka paʻi a me ka holo. ʻO kēia ka wehewehe ʻana o ka mea hoʻokele hewa: ke hoʻokele nei ʻoe i kāu kaʻa me he pupule lā a haʻalele iā ia; a laila, ma hope o kekahi mau mahina, hou ʻoe i kekahi ma hope a kuʻi a holo no ia. ʻO kaʻu mea e ʻike ai inā ʻike wau iā Chris Brown e hoʻokele ana i kēlā me kēia manawa, e kū wau a haʻalele ʻo ia. He pōʻino kēia kāne.
17 Amanda Bynes
He nui nā mea i hiki ʻole iā Amanda Bynes ke hana. No kekahi manawa ua pupule loa ʻo ia i hiki ʻole iā ia ke hele i kahi lā me ka hana ʻole ʻana iā ia iho. Ua hopu ʻia ʻo ia no ke kaʻa ʻona a ua hoʻopiʻi ʻia ʻo ia me ʻelua mau paʻi a me ka holo ʻana, a ua alakaʻi iā ia e tweet iā Pelekikena Obama, "E ʻoluʻolu e puhi i ka cop nāna i hopu iaʻu. ʻAʻole au e paʻi a holo. Pau." He aha ka ʻōpala hiki ke puhi iā Amanda. Me he mea lā ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kāna hana i kēia mau lā a hauʻoli mākou a pau iā ia, akā ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo e pono ʻo ia ma hope o ka huila i kekahi manawa koke.
16 Paris Hilton
He kaikamahine waiwai ʻino ʻo Paris Hilton i ʻona mau i nā manawa a pau. Ua like paha ia me ka mea e lilo i mea hoʻokele maikaʻi? ʻAe, ʻaʻole wau. Ua hopu ʻia ʻo ia no ke kaʻa ʻana ma lalo o ka mana a me ka laikini hoʻokuʻu ʻia, a no ke kaʻa ʻana ma ke ala kaʻa. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua hoʻohana ʻo ia ma kahi o 23 mau lā i loko o ka hale paʻahao no ka mea ʻaʻole maikaʻi kāna kaʻa. Me he mea lā ua maʻalili ʻo ia i kēia manawa a ke hoʻāʻo nei e hoʻokumu i kahi inoa ma ke ʻano he moa waiwai moʻomeheu, ʻaʻole ka mea pupule ma mua, akā inā wau e holo ana a kū ʻo Paris e kiʻi iaʻu, e haʻi aku wau iā ia ʻo wau wale nō. hoonoho e hele.
15 ʻO Cristiano Ronaldo
Ua ʻike ʻia ʻo Ronaldo no nā mea he nui, e like me ke ʻano he pôpeku maikaʻi loa a nānā maikaʻi loa. ʻO kekahi mea ʻē aʻe āna i ʻike ai, ʻo ia naʻe, he hoʻokele ʻino ʻino. I kekahi manawa, ua hāʻule ʻo ia i kāna kaʻa haʻuki pipiʻi ma ke alahele ʻo Manchester i kona ala e aʻo ai. Hana hewa mākou a pau, a ʻo ka hapa nui, ke loaʻa kahi ulia pōpilikia a haki i kā lākou kaʻa, minamina wau iā lākou. Akā ʻaʻole i ka wā e like me Cristiano Ronaldo. E kaʻa ana ʻo ia i ka Ferrari 599 GTB ʻulaʻula, nona nā lā ʻelua wale nō. E hele mai, e ka hoa... huki iā ʻoe iho. Ua ʻike mākou he maikaʻi ʻoe ma ke kahua, akā e akahele ma ke alanui!
14 Kelsey Grammer
Ua kaulana ʻo Kelsey Grammer ma ke ʻano he kaʻaahi ulia, no laila ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha aia ʻo ia ma kēia papa inoa e pili ana i nā ulia kaʻa. I ka makahiki 1996, ke kaʻa nei ʻo ia i kāna ʻulaʻula Dodge Viper ma Kaleponi i ka wā i hoʻohuli ai ʻo ia. ʻAʻole pono paha iaʻu e haʻi aku iā ʻoe ua ʻona ʻo ia i kēlā manawa a ua lawe pū ʻo ia i nā mea ʻē aʻe he nui no ka mea ua ʻike ʻia ʻo ia he pahu ʻōpala piha i ka wā e pili ana i nā mea. Ua ola maoli ʻo ia a ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona manaʻo i kēia mau lā. Akā naʻe, i ka hiki ʻana mai i kēia papa inoa o nā mea hoʻokele maikaʻi ʻole, ʻaʻohe kānalua e hoʻokomo ʻia ka hōkū Cheers a me Frazier.
13 Eddie Griffin
Ua hāʻule ka mea hana keaka ʻo Eddie Griffin i $1.5 miliona ʻulaʻula Ferrari Enzo ʻoiai e hoʻomākaukau ana no kahi heihei aloha e hoʻolaha i kāna kiʻiʻoniʻoni Redline. Wahi a Griffin, "Maikaʻi ke kaikunāne huna i ka karate a me nā mea ʻē aʻe, akā ʻaʻole hiki i ke kaikunāne ke kaʻa." Ke kaʻa nei au ma ke alaloa a hele i kahi huli ʻoi loa, kuʻi i kahi cone a paʻa ka cone ma lalo o ka huila. No laila, paʻa ka huila a… pā i ka pā.” Hana maikaʻi, Eddie. Ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, ua ʻae ʻoe he mea hoʻokele weliweli ʻoe, ʻaʻole like me ka hapa nui o kēia mau mea kaulana. ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻae ma mua o kou luku ʻana i ka Ferrari $1.5 miliona, akā ʻike ʻoe ... ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka makemake ʻole i ka nui, manaʻo wau.
12 Nick Bollea
He mea akaka loa ia i ka poe e nana ana i ke keiki a Hulk Hogan, Nick Bollea, no laila, aole ia he mea kupanaha ua loaa iaia he ulia i kona wa e heihei ana i kona kapa komo Toyota Supra, he ulia i ko'iko'i no kona kaa e loaa i ka ulia. . halemai no elua makahiki. He leʻaleʻa naʻe ka heihei alanui. ʻAʻohe kanaka e hana i kēia. He hana naʻaupō ka hana, akā he mea kupanaha ka nui o nā mea hoʻokele weliweli maoli e manaʻo nei he maikaʻi lākou a hiki i ka wā e hāʻule ai a hōʻeha i kekahi. ʻO Nick kekahi o kēlā mau kaʻa hoʻokele weliweli, a laki ʻo ia ʻaʻole i ʻeha hou kāna kaʻa. Nick, no ka walaʻau nui ʻana, e ke kanaka ... e noho ma ke alanui!
11 George Lucas
Ua ʻike ka hapa nui o ʻoukou iā George Lucas mai kāna mau hana ma Star Wars a me Indiana Jones. ʻAʻohe o ʻoukou i ʻike i kona mākaukau heihei. ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo, i kekahi manawa aia ʻo ia i ka heihei kaulana a ua hoʻokō ʻo ia i ka hāʻule ʻana ma ke ʻano nani. ʻO kēia ke ʻano o ka mea hoʻokele kaulana maikaʻi ʻole e hoʻonāukiuki loa iaʻu. He mea ʻino ka loaʻa ʻana o kēia mau mea hoʻokele i nā pōʻino ma ke alanui i nā manawa a pau, akā i kēia manawa pono lākou e hoʻolālā i nā hanana kūikawā me nā mea kaulana ʻē aʻe i hiki iā lākou ke hāʻule a hōʻike i ka honua he aha nā mea hoʻokele weliweli? He loea paha ʻo Lucas ma ke ʻano he alakaʻi, akā ma ke ʻano he mea hoʻokele ʻo ia ka hemahema.
10 Lil Twist
Ma ke kamaʻilio ʻana no Justin Bieber a me kona hoʻonāukiuki ʻana iaʻu, ʻaʻole wau i manaʻo e hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i kahi kanaka hoʻokahi e hoʻonāukiuki nui iaʻu. ʻAe, koe wale nō paha kāna hoa aloha ʻo Lil Twist, ʻo ia paha ka mea hoʻokele ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o Bieber. I kekahi manawa, ua kuʻi ʻo ia i ka Bieber's Fisker Karma ma waho o kahi hale kūʻai waiʻona a laila hopu ʻia ʻo ia no ka hoʻokele ʻona ma waho o ka hale o Bieber ʻoiai e hoʻokele ana i ke kaʻa like. He mea pupule loa! Ke manaʻo nei au, inā e hele ʻoe ma ka inoa ʻo "Lil Twist" a hui pū me Justin Bieber i nā manawa a pau, he haʻahaʻa loa ka manawa o kou akamai. ʻO kēlā me kēia hihia, he pahu ʻōpala paʻa kēia kanaka ma hope o ka huila.
9 ʻO Britney Nā ihe
ʻIke wau ... malia paha i kekahi manawa e hoʻōki kākou i ka ʻohi nui ʻana iā Britney Spears. Ua pilikia ʻo ia, ua pupule ʻo ia, a i kēia manawa ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. No laila, ho'ōki au i ka ʻakaʻaka iā ia - ma hope pono. ʻO ka mua, ua hoʻōki ʻo ia i ke kaʻa ʻana me kahi keiki ma kona ʻūhā, he ʻano ʻino ke nānā aku, a laila haʻalele ʻo ia i ke kaʻa me ka mālama ʻole ʻia i waenakonu o ke alanui ma hope o ka loaʻa ʻana o ka huila paʻa. Ua hopu ʻia ʻo ia no ka paʻi ʻana a me ke kaʻa ʻana me ka laikini ʻole, a ʻo ka mea hope loa, ua hoʻopiʻi ʻia ʻo ia i ʻelua manawa no ka holo ʻana ma luna o ka wāwae o ka paparazzi. Hauʻoli wau no ka maikaʻi o kona manaʻo no ka mea he mea hoʻoweliweli maoli ʻo ia ma mua.
8 Nicole Richie
Ma ke kamaʻilio ʻana no kekahi mea ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, pehea ʻo Nicole Richie? E ke kane, he ʻino loa ʻo ia ma mua. Pehea ka hewa, ke nīnau nei ʻoe? ʻAe, ua hopu ʻia ʻo ia no ka hoʻokele pono ʻole ma ke alaloa Kaleponi a hoʻopiʻi ʻia no ka hoʻokele ʻona. No kēia mau mea a pau, ua hoʻopau ʻo ia i hoʻokahi hola ma ka hale paʻahao. I kēia manawa, pono mākou e ʻōlelo ʻo ia ka wehewehe o ka mea hoʻokele hewa. ʻO ka ʻona kaʻa ʻawaʻawa, ʻo ke kaʻa ʻana i ke ala hewa i lalo o ke alaloa he ʻeha wale nō, akā ʻo ka hana ʻana i nā mea ʻelua i ka manawa hoʻokahi ʻaʻole hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia. Mahalo iā mākou a pau no ka hoʻoponopono ʻana, e Nicole, no ka mea, ua makaʻu ʻoe ma ke alanui.
7 ʻO Michael Michael
Ua ʻike au ua hala aku ʻo George Michael a he mea kaumaha loa ʻo ia no ka mea he mea hoʻokani pila a me ka mea mele ʻo ia akā he mea hoʻokele hoʻohenehene maikaʻi ʻole ʻo ia e pono ai ke kau ʻia ma kēia papa inoa. Ua hoʻāhewa ʻia ʻo ia no ka hoʻokele kaʻa ma lalo o ka mana o ka lāʻau lapaʻau a ua hoʻopau ʻia kāna laikini, a ua manaʻo paha ʻoe ua kōkua paha iā ia e aʻo i kāna haʻawina. Akā, i kekahi mau makahiki ma hope mai, ua hoʻokele maoli ʻo ia i kāna Range Rover ma kahi hale kūʻai kamera, kahi āna i noho ai i ʻewalu pule i loko o ka hale paʻahao. ʻIke ʻoe he mea hoʻokele hewa ʻoe ke hoʻokele "ma" o ka hale kūʻai, ʻaʻole "i loko" o ka hale kūʻai. E hele mai, e George... weliweli loa.
6 Maya Rudolph
I kekahi manawa ʻaʻole ia he poʻe naʻaupō loa. I kekahi manawa he mau mea hoʻokele maikaʻi ʻole lākou. E lawe, no ka laʻana, ʻo Maya Rudolph. ʻO ka mea i ʻike iā ia ma ka Poʻa Pōʻaono Live hiki ke hōʻoia i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo he ʻano paʻakikī ʻo ia, akā naʻe ... ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hoʻokele. I kekahi manawa, ua holo ʻo ia i loko o kahi pūʻulu ʻōpala holoʻokoʻa a kuʻi i lalo i kahi aniani ʻaoʻao. Hana hewa mākou a pau mākou i nā mea lapuwale, akā ʻaʻole mākou a pau e hana i ka wā e nānā ana ʻo TMZ a no ke kumu ʻole. ʻAʻohe mea i hōʻike ʻia ua ʻona ʻo ia, akā aia nā hōʻailona maopopo he ʻilihune loa ʻo ia. He hāʻule loa.
5 ʻO kaʻohi Holly
He wahine maikaʻi loa ʻo Halle Berry a he mea hoʻokani pila. ʻO ia paha ke kumu i pakele ai ʻo ia me ke ʻano hoʻokele weliweli. I kekahi manawa, hāʻule ʻo ia i loko o kahi kaʻa ma Los Angeles a holo aku, a laila hoʻohālike ʻaʻole e hoʻomanaʻo. Ma muli o ka hahau ʻana, ua hoʻopaʻi ʻia ʻo ia i ʻekolu makahiki o ka hoʻokolokolo a me 200 mau hola o ka lawelawe kaiāulu, a me ka uku $13,500. Ua komo pū ʻo ia i ʻelua mau pōʻino ʻē aʻe i nā makahiki. Ua ʻike ʻoe, e Halle, ua lawa ʻoe e hoʻolimalima i kahi kaʻa pilikino. He mea pono paha kēia e noʻonoʻo ai - ʻaʻole wale no kou palekana, akā no nā mea ʻē aʻe.
4 ʻO JR Smith
He kanaka pâʻani kinipōpō lanakila ʻo JR Smith no ka manawa lōʻihi. 'Ōlelo wau "ʻo" no ka mea hoʻokani ʻo ia no ka Cleveland Cavaliers a weliweli kēia mau kāne i kēia manawa! Akā hoʻokaʻawale wau. Ua loaʻa ʻo Smith i kekahi mau ulia pōpilikia, akā ua ʻino loa kekahi a ua kiola ʻia ʻo Smith a me kāna kaʻa i waho o ke kaʻa a ua make kāna mea kaʻa. Ua hoʻopaʻi ʻia ʻo ia i 90 mau lā i loko o ka hale paʻahao akā ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia ma hope o 24 mau lā, ʻaʻole ia he nui no ka make ʻana o kekahi. He pāʻani NBA nui wau a ʻaʻole au i ʻike i kēia mea. He mea kupanaha ka hiki i ke kanaka ke hana i ka make o kekahi, a laila e hele wale i kāna ʻoihana, e loaʻa ai nā miliona miliona e pāʻani ana.
3 Dwight Eubanks
ʻOiai he pōʻino kekahi o kēia mau mea hoʻokele, he naʻaupō wale kekahi. Ke nānā nei au iā ʻoe, e Dwight Eubanks. He aha kāu i noʻonoʻo ai? Ua hiki iā ia ke hoʻokuʻu i kāna kaʻa i loko o ka lepo pulu a paʻa. ʻO ka mea pōmaikaʻi, ua huki ʻia ma mua o ka paʻa ʻana o ka sima. Nui nā mea aʻu e makemake ai e ʻike e pili ana iā ia, e like me ke ʻano o ka hana ʻana o kēia. ʻO kēia ke ola maoli a i ʻole he kiʻi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a Wil E. Coyote a me ka Road Runner? ʻO kēlā me kēia ʻaoʻao, ʻaʻole ʻo Dwight he mea hoʻokele weliweli e like me ka nui o ka poʻe ma kēia papa inoa - he leo wale ʻo ia. ʻOiai, no ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu ʻo wai ka mea ʻoi aku ka ʻino.
2 ʻO Robin Hāʻawi
He mea hana keaka kaulana loa ʻo Robin Givens, akā i kēia manawa ke hoʻomanaʻo nei ka hapa nui o ka poʻe iā ia no kona male ʻana iā Mike Tyson, a he mea pupule loa ia i kēia mau lā. E kali i kekahi minute... pēlā nō ia manawa. Ua holo ʻo ia ma luna o ka wāwae o kahi kanaka hele wāwae he 89 makahiki ma Miami, Florida, kahi i hoʻohālikelike ai iā ia me he naʻaupō, akā ʻaʻole i like ka nui o kāna male ʻana me Mike Tyson e like me ka naʻaupō. Eia naʻe, ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻo ia me ka uku ʻole, no ka minamina nui ʻana o nā kānaka iā ia, no ka mea, ua naʻaupō loa ʻo ia i male ai iā Mike Tyson. ʻO kēlā me kēia ʻaoʻao, ʻaʻole hiki iā Robin Givens ke hoʻokele.
1 Billy Joel
ʻAʻole ʻo Billy Joel ke kanaka mua i hiki i kou manaʻo ke noʻonoʻo ʻoe i kahi mea hoʻokele weliweli, akā ʻike ʻoe he aha? Ua piha loa ia. Ua loaʻa ʻo ia i ʻekolu mau ulia kaʻa nui a ua hāʻule ʻo ia i kahi hale. ʻO ia ka manawa e ʻike ai ʻoe e pono ai kahi hana nui. ʻIke wau i kahi kanaka i hoʻokomo i loko o ka hale me kāna kaʻa, ʻaʻole loa wau e komo i ke kaʻa i kona wā e kalaiwa ai. Manaʻo wau he like ka manaʻo o ka poʻe e launa pū me Billy Joel. Manaʻo wau ua huki ʻo ia iā ia iho a hoʻolimalima paha i kahi mea hoʻokele pilikino, no ka mea ʻoiai he mele maikaʻi ʻo ia, ʻaʻole ʻo ia he mea hoʻokele.
Nā kumu: madamenoire.com; tmz.com; cbsnews.com
