20 mau mea kaulana ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻokele ... i 2017

Inā hoʻokahi mea e hana ai nā mea a pau i kēia manawa, ʻo ia ke aʻo ʻana i ke kaʻa. ʻIke wau i kahi kanaka ʻoluʻolu ma nā ʻano āpau; he kanaka akamai, ʻakaʻaka a uʻi. Akā, ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia ka pono, a hiki koke ʻoe e noʻonoʻo, "He aha ka hewa o kēia kanaka? No ke aha ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia kahi laikini? ʻAʻole paʻakikī ka hana a i ʻole kekahi mea like. ʻAʻole ia e huikau ke kamaʻilio ʻana me kekahi mea waiwai a kaulana; hiki iā lākou ke loaʻa ka poʻe i ka neʻe ʻana a makemake paha lākou e manaʻo koʻikoʻi, akā naʻe, ʻoi aku ka nui o nā mea kaulana a pau ma kēia papa inoa ma mua o ka kupaianaha.

ʻAʻole i loaʻa i kekahi poʻe kā lākou laikini, aʻo kekahi poʻe i hoʻōki wale i ke kaʻa no kekahi kumu. ʻAʻole kēia ka poʻe i lawe ʻia nā laikini no ka pilikia o ke kānāwai; he poe kaa ole keia. E hui liʻiliʻi paha kēia poʻe? Noʻu iho, manaʻo wau pēlā. ʻO wai ka manaʻo he superstar ʻoe inā ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hele i ke kūʻai ʻana i ka pō i ka wā e loaʻa ai ʻoe i ka ʻai no Doritos?

Eia he 20 mau mea kaulana i hiki ole ke kalaiwa.

20 Ed Sheeran

Eia kekahi, aia kekahi poʻe e like me Ed Sheeran e ʻōlelo nei ʻo ke kumu ʻaʻole lākou i aʻo i ke kaʻa ʻana no ka mea ʻaʻole lākou i hele a puni. Pono wau e ʻōlelo ua kapa wau i kēia mea lapuwale. No laila, ke haʻi mai nei ʻo ia iā mākou ua lilo ʻo ia i hōkū kaulana a ua hana ʻo ia i nā mea a pau e pono ai ke hele i laila, akā ʻaʻole i aʻo i ke kaʻa? E hele mai Ed...no ke aha ʻoe e hele ʻole ai i kou DMV kūloko a hana i nā mea e pono ai ke hele ma ke alanui? Ma ka liʻiliʻi a laila hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokele iā ʻoe iho, a ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hopohopo e pili ana i ke komo ʻana i nā ʻatikala e like me kēia.

19 ʻO Christina Aguilera

ʻAʻole kupanaha ʻo Christina Aguilera i ka poʻe hiki ʻole ke kaʻa. ʻOiaʻiʻo, no kekahi kumu ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i kāna hoʻokele maikaʻi loa. Ua loaʻa iā ia kāna laikini i ka makahiki 21 akā ʻaʻole ia e hoʻokele a hilinaʻi i ka mea hoʻokele. E wehewehe ana i ke kumu, ʻōlelo ʻo ia: "Makemake wau e hoʻokele i Los Angeles me ka paparazzi, e holo i loko o lākou - ua lohe ʻoe i nā moʻolelo." ʻAe, manaʻo wau hiki iaʻu ke hoʻomaopopo i ka wā e hele ai i waho o ka ʻulaʻula, akā hopohopo e pili ana i ka paparazzi ke makemake ʻoe e holo i Starbucks no ke kofe? ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ... ʻaʻole au e kūʻai aku, akā i ka wā e waiwai ai ʻoe e like me ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i nā mea āu e makemake ai.

18 ʻO Bella Thorne

Ke nānā aku ʻoe i ka maikaʻi e like me Bella Thorne, makemake paha ka poʻe e lawe pinepine iā ʻoe i kekahi wahi. Akā i ka hihia o Bella, hāpai nui kona makuahine iā ia. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia ua makaʻu loa ʻo ia i ke kaʻa a ʻaʻohe manaʻo e aʻo. He ʻōpiopio ʻo Bella i kēia manawa, no laila ʻo wai ka mea ʻike? Malia paha i kekahi manawa e hoʻololi ʻo ia i kekahi mea a loaʻa ka laikini. He kanalua ka hoʻomau ʻana o kona makuahine i ka hoʻokele iā ia i ka wā he 20 a 30 paha ʻo Bella, akā ʻo wai ka mea ʻike? Ua hiki mai nā mea ʻē aʻe, ʻoiai ke manaʻo nei au ʻaʻole manaʻo paha nā kāne i loko o ke ola o Bella i ka wā e hiki mai ana.

17 ʻO Mariah Carey

Inā haʻohaʻo ʻole kekahi kanaka ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻokele, ʻo Mariah Carey paha ia, ʻo ka hapa nui no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻo ia ke ʻano akamai. Ua hāʻule ʻo ia i kāna hōʻike hoʻokele kaʻa he ʻekolu mau manawa, he mea kupanaha paha inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia ʻo Mariah Carey. ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo, e kāhāhā nui wau inā ua hele ʻo Mariah i kekahi hoʻokolohua. Mai kuhi hewa iaʻu - he akamai loa ʻo ia, akā aia kekahi poʻe ʻaʻole maikaʻi loa i ke kākau ʻana i nā hoʻokolohua a ua like ʻo ia me kekahi o lākou.

16 ʻO Kate Beckinsale

Maikaʻi ʻo Kate i ka nani, akā ʻike ʻia ʻo ia i hōʻole i kāna hōʻike hoʻokele a laila hoʻoholo e haʻalele i ka hoʻokele no ka maikaʻi, "ʻo ia hoʻi ke ʻano o kāna kaikamahine ʻōpio e loaʻa kāna laikini ma mua o ka hana ʻana. ʻAʻole ʻo ia ka mea hilahila loa o ka honua, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi inā he kanaka kaulana ʻoe a nani hoʻi, akā maikaʻi, Kate... inā hāʻule ʻoe i kāu hōʻike hoʻokele kaʻa, a laila pono ʻoe e hoʻi i ka lio a hoʻāʻo hou. ʻAʻole mākou e kamaʻilio e pili ana i ka ʻepekema rocket ma aneʻi; ʻo kāu hana wale nō ke kalaiwa i ke kaʻa. Aia nā poʻe like ʻole e hana i kēia. E hoʻi i luna o ka lio, ʻo ia hoʻi.

15 Ricky Gervais

ʻAʻohe laikini ʻo Ricky Gervais a ʻaʻole ia e loaʻa. ʻIke ʻia, ʻoi aku kona ʻoluʻolu i ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi mea hoʻokele pilikino. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ... Manaʻo wau he mea maikaʻi loa ka waiwai nui ʻaʻole hopohopo e pili ana i ke ʻano o kou ʻano, akā naʻe, ʻaʻole anei ʻoe luhi i ka noho hoʻokahi? Ke hoʻolimalima wau i ka manawa me kaʻu kaʻa, manaʻo wau i ka nui o koʻu mau manaʻo maikaʻi loa. No ke aha wau e makemake ai i kahi dude ma koʻu ʻaoʻao i nā manawa a pau? I kekahi manawa me he mea lā ʻaʻole loaʻa ka poʻe kaulana i ka mea i loaʻa maʻalahi iā mākou. ʻO Ricky, he ʻakaʻaka ʻoe, akā ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole paʻakikī ke hoʻokele kaʻa.

14 Tina Fey

Ua hoʻopūʻiwa iki ʻo Tina Fey iaʻu. Me he mea lā ʻike ʻo ia i ka hoʻokele kaʻa, me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana i kona akamai a me ka ʻakaʻaka. Akā ʻo ka mea ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻike ʻo ia i ka hoʻokele kaʻa a loaʻa iā ia kāna laikini ponoʻī no kekahi manawa, akā ua pau lākou, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e manaʻo e hoʻohou. ʻO koʻu manaʻo, hele mai ... no ke aha? He mea ʻeha loa ka lawe ʻana i kahi mea e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke hoʻokele i kahi pilikia? ʻAʻole wau e manaʻo pēlā. E Tina, ʻike wau i kekahi mea i loko o kou poʻo e manaʻo ʻaʻole pono ʻoe i kāu laikini hou, akā i kekahi lā. No laila e hele i mua ... e hele i ka DMV a hoʻopili iā ia.

13 Noel Gallagher

ʻO kekahi poʻe, ʻinoʻino loa ke aʻo ʻana i ke kaʻa. I kekahi lā ua noi ka mea kākau moʻolelo iā Noel Gallagher e wehewehe i kāna hui. Oasis me ka olelo hookahi, a pane mai la oia "I". I kona wā, ua kaulana ʻo ia a me kona kaikaina ʻo Liam ma ke ʻano he mea hoʻokani pila. Hoʻomanaʻo paha ʻoe i ka hui mai ka mele "Wonderwall" akā, ua kaulana loa lākou no ka hakakā mau ʻana ma ke kahua a me ka hana ʻana e like me nā clowns. No laila, he mea kupanaha paha ʻaʻole i aʻo ʻo Noel i ke kaʻa? Ua paʻa loa ʻo ia i ke kākau ʻana i nā mele a ua ʻoluʻolu loa ʻo ia e hoʻolilo i ka manawa e aʻo ai no kāna hoʻāʻo kaʻa. No kēlā me kēia nona iho, manaʻo wau. Loaʻa iā Gallagher he 5 mau kaʻa, ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hoʻokele.

12 Perry Edwards

Ua kaulana ʻo Perrie Edwards no nā mea he nui. ʻO ia kekahi o nā lālā o ka hui Girl Girl English. hui liʻiliʻi, a ua pili pū ʻo ia me Zayn Malik akā hoʻokahi mea i ʻike ʻole ʻia ʻo ia kona hiki ke hoʻokele. ʻO ka mea hoihoi, ʻaʻole hiki iā Zane ke kaʻa, no laila, ua lōʻihi ka manawa o ke kali ʻana i kahi kaʻa kaʻa ke kau pū. He aha nā mea e pono ai e pale aku i ka loaʻa ʻana o ka laikini kaʻa? E hele mai... makemake paha ʻoe e hele i kekahi wahi i kēlā me kēia manawa, a ke hana ʻoe, ʻaʻole makemake ʻoe e hoʻokele iā ʻoe iho ma laila? ʻIke wau ua ʻike wau. But then again, ʻaʻole au kaulana.

11 ʻO Barbra Streisand

I kekahi manawa, ua manaʻo ʻia ʻo Barbara Streisand kekahi o nā hōkū nui loa o ka honua. No ke aha i noʻonoʻo ʻia ai ʻo ia, paʻakikī ke haʻi. ʻAʻole unuhi maikaʻi kāna hiʻohiʻona mai kēlā hanauna a kēia hanauna. ʻO ka mea i ʻoi aku ka ʻē aʻe o kāna moʻolelo, ʻo ia ka ʻike ma mua i ka hoʻokele kaʻa, akā no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hana mai ka makahiki 80, poina loa ʻo ia i ke kaʻa. ʻO kēia, ʻoiaʻiʻo, he mea liʻiliʻi. Pehea ʻoe e aʻo ai i ke kaʻa a laila poina loa? Manaʻo wau ua like ia me ke ʻano he hōkū kaulana i ka wā ʻo Barbara Streisand ʻoe. Pehea i hana hou ai? He mea ʻole.

10 Albert Einstein

ʻO kekahi poʻe hiki ʻole ke kaʻa he poʻe ʻē aʻe a hana lākou i nā mea ʻokoʻa ma mua o nā mea ʻē aʻe, a i ʻole kekahi o nā poʻe akamai loa i ola. E lawe, no ka laʻana, ʻo Albert Einstein. Ua manaʻo ʻia ʻo ia e ka poʻe he nui ka naʻauao a ua hoʻohana maoli ʻia kona inoa ma ke ʻano he ʻōlelo no ke kanaka naʻauao, akā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike i ke kaʻa a me ka hele ʻana ma ke kaʻa. No laila pehea kona akamai maoli? ʻOiaʻiʻo, nui ka poʻe akamai i nele i ka noʻonoʻo maʻamau i ka wā e hiki mai ana i ka manaʻo, a ke hoʻopaʻapaʻa nei au ʻo Albert Einstein paha kekahi o kaʻu e kamaʻilio nei.

9 ʻO Robbie Williams

ʻAʻole ʻike ka nui o ka poʻe ma ʻAmelika i ka nui o ka hōkū ʻo Robbie Williams ma ʻEnelani a puni ka honua, akā e hoʻoholo pololei mākou i kahi mea: he hōkū mele nui kēia kanaka. Akā, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻokele, hoʻokele kaʻa kaʻa wale nō ʻo ia. Manaʻo wau he mea ʻoluʻolu inā noho ʻoe ma ke kūlanakauhale a loaʻa mau ke kālā e hoʻolilo ai, akā ʻaʻole anei he mea maikaʻi ke hiki ke hoʻokele i kahi pilikia? ʻO wai ka mea ʻike? Malia paha i kou waiwai a kaulana e like me Robbie Williams, ʻaʻohe mea e like me ka pilikia.

8 Vincent Kartheiser

SANTA MONICA, CA - IANUARI 17: ʻO Vincent Kartheiser ka mea hana ma ka 21st Annual Critics' Choice Awards ma ka Barker Hangar ma Ianuali 17, 2016 ma Santa Monica, CA. (Na C Flanigan/Getty Images)

ʻIke ʻia ka poʻe ma Los Angeles no ka hoʻokele kaʻa ma nā wahi a pau, no laila, he mea kāhāhā iki kekahi o nā hōkū kanaka pupule Lawe ʻo Vincent Kartheiser i nā kaʻa lehulehu i nā wahi āna e hele ai, ʻo kekahi no ka luhi ka hoʻokele ʻana, akā no ka mea e hoʻāʻo nei ʻo ia e hana i kāna ʻāpana e hōʻemi i ka haumia. Makemake au e ʻōlelo, manaʻo wau he mea ʻoluʻolu loa ʻo ia ka ʻike mamao loa, akā i ka hopena o ka lā, he kahua kaʻa kēia, no laila e ʻōlelo wale wau ua manaʻo wau he pono ʻo ia e ʻohi a hoʻomaka. kaʻa i ka hana i kēlā me kēia lā. E hele mai, Vincent... ʻaʻole i hōʻeha iki kekahi. ʻAe, ʻaʻole nui loa.

7 A$AP Rocky

ʻO Rocky kekahi o nā hōkū liʻiliʻi nona nā kaʻa he nui akā ʻaʻole e hoʻokele iā lākou iho no ka mea ʻaʻole pono. He ʻano ʻē ia iaʻu, pono wau e ʻae. Hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i ka waiwai nui a me ka loaʻa ʻana o hoʻokahi kaʻa e hoʻokele ai kekahi iaʻu, akā no ke aha he pūʻulu holoʻokoʻa? Kāhea wale ʻo ia i ka hale kaʻa a hōʻike kāna mea hoʻokele i kēlā me kēia kaʻa āna e noi ai? ʻO ka mea ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ke kanaka hiki ʻole ke hoʻokele a nona nā kaʻa he ʻumi, ʻaʻole loa e ʻoluʻolu e like me ke kanaka nona hoʻokahi wale nō akā hiki ke hoʻokele i nā wahi āna e makemake ai. He hihia maʻamau kēia o ka hoʻāʻo nui ʻana e ʻoluʻolu, akā ʻaʻole hiki iā lākou ke pakele.

6 Lena Dunham

ʻO kekahi poʻe kaulana e hōʻoia i ko lākou pilikia. Ua puka mai ʻo Lena Dunham a ʻōlelo ʻo ia ua makaʻu ʻo ia e hoʻokele. ʻĪ maila ʻo ia, “ʻAʻole au e hoʻokele. ʻAʻole e hiki. ʻAʻole manaʻo ʻia kekahi poʻe e lilo i makuahine, a ʻaʻole i manaʻo ʻia kekahi poʻe e hoʻokele." He kumu maopopo keia. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā e hoʻohālikelike ʻia ʻaʻole he makuahine maikaʻi me ka lilo ʻana i mea hoʻokele maikaʻi. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, hiki i kekahi ke aʻo i ka hoʻokele. ʻO ka makaʻu i ke kaʻa kaʻa hiki ke lilo i kumu, akā ʻaʻole maikaʻi loa. ʻO kēlā me kēia ʻaoʻao, mai manaʻo ʻoe e ʻike iā Lena ma kou ʻaoʻao ma ke ala nui i kekahi manawa koke.

5 Emma Roberts

ʻAʻole hiki iā Emma Roberts ke hoʻokele? E ʻōlelo ʻaʻole ʻoiaʻiʻo Loaʻa iā ia ka mea ʻoluʻolu loa - pehea e hiki ai? I kekahi manawa, ua ʻae ʻia ʻo ia. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hāʻule i kāna hōʻike hoʻokele kaʻa a laila pau kāna laikini kaʻa, no laila i ka wā i hala hou ai ʻo ia, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hāʻule i kāna hōʻike laikini. ʻO ia wale nō kekahi o nā mea i ʻike ʻia e like me ka mea kūpono loa a loaʻa iā ia nā mea a pau, i ka wā e hiki mai ai, loaʻa iā mākou kekahi mau mea maikaʻi ʻole a ʻo ia ka mea no Emma. , ʻo kekahi o ia mau mea ke kalaiwa. E hui pū, e Emma. Manaʻo mākou a pau iā ʻoe.

4 Kurupt

Aia kekahi poʻe ʻaʻole kaʻa no nā kumu ʻē aʻe ma mua o ka manaʻo o ka hapa nui o mākou, a ʻo kekahi o lākou ʻo ka makaʻu. E lawe, no ka laʻana, Kurrupt. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia ʻaʻole ʻo ia i holo lōʻihi no ka makaʻu i ka hoʻokae lāhui. I kēia manawa ua maopopo iaʻu ʻo ia ka mea maoli, akā ua hoʻāʻo mau wau e hana i kaʻu makemake e hana a mai hopohopo nui i ka ʻae ʻana i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe e hoʻomalu iaʻu. Eia hou, ʻaʻohe oʻu ʻike like me Kurrupt. Hoʻokahi mea maopopo, ʻo kāna hoʻoholo holoʻokoʻa inā makemake ʻo ia e hoʻokele a manaʻo palekana i ka hana ʻana pēlā i ke ʻano lāhui o kēia mau lā.

3 Barbara Walters

ʻAʻole like ʻo Barbara Walters me kahi mea hopohopo e pili ana i ke kaʻa, akā ua kokoke ʻo ia i 90 i kēia manawa a ʻaʻole i aʻo i ka hoʻokele. ʻO ia ka mea e hoihoi nui ai ka nui o kēia poʻe ma kēia papa inoa - ua lanakila nui lākou a pau ma nā wahi ʻē aʻe o ko lākou ola, a ua loaʻa iā lākou nā kālā he nui i kā lākou hana, ʻaʻole naʻe lākou i hoʻokō. ʻo ka hapa nui o mākou e manaʻo nei he mea maʻalahi a maʻalahi. He mea hoihoi loa ia i keia poe ma kekahi mau ano. Pehea e hiki ai iā lākou ke hoʻokō i nā mea he nui a ʻaʻole naʻe e maʻalahi i nā mea ʻē aʻe?

2 ʻO Elvis Costello

Inā ho'āʻo wau e koho i ka mea kaulana ʻaʻole i hoʻokele, ʻaʻole au i manaʻo ʻo Elvis Costello kekahi o lākou. Ua manaʻo ʻia ʻo Elvis Costello ʻo ia kekahi o nā mea hoʻokani mele ma ka honua o nā mele pop, no laila he mea kahaha ʻaʻole i hoʻomaʻamaʻa kekahi kanaka o kāna mau talena i ka hoʻokele. Pehea e hiki ai? Ua ʻōlelo ʻia ua paʻa loa ʻo Costello i ke aʻo ʻana. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu - ʻaʻole au kūʻai. Pono mākou a pau e hoʻokahua i ka mea a mākou e hana ai i ka lā a me he mea lā ʻaʻole makemake ʻo ia i ke aʻo ʻana i ke kaʻa.

1 ʻO Charlie Watts

Ua ʻike ʻia ʻo Charlie Watts ʻaʻole wale he mea hoʻokani pahu maikaʻi loa no The Rolling Stones, akā he ʻano ʻano hoʻi. No laila ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha ʻaʻohe ona laikini. Eia nō naʻe, he mea hānai lio maoli ʻo ia, no laila ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻolōʻihi i ka manawa e hoʻokele kaʻa - ma ka liʻiliʻi e hoʻokele ʻo ia iā lākou iho - hoʻolilo ʻo ia i ka manawa nui ma ka holo lio. ʻO ke ʻano, ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻohe laikini ʻo Charlie, ʻo ia ka mea ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia, aʻo ka nui o nā mea ʻē aʻe ma kēia papa inoa he mea kūʻē loa ia. Manaʻo wau e pili ana i ka pāʻani ʻana i The Rolling Stones.

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