15 ʻOiaʻiʻo e pili ana i nā kaʻa maʻamau a Shaq i kūpono ʻole
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15 ʻOiaʻiʻo e pili ana i nā kaʻa maʻamau a Shaq i kūpono ʻole

ʻO ke kūʻai ʻana i nā kaʻa nani a me nā kaʻa maʻamau ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe ma ka honua nona kekahi o nā pōmaikaʻi nui loa o ka lilo ʻana i mea kaulana. Makemake ʻoe i kahi jeep 10-wheeler me kahi pahu alligator i loko o ke kumu? ʻaʻole pilikia! ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi, ʻaʻohe mea e haʻi aku iā ʻoe ʻaʻole i kūpono kou manaʻo, e alakaʻi ana i kekahi mau kaʻa kaulana hoʻohenehene a me ka haʻahaʻa.

ʻO kēia ka mea maʻamau e lawe iā mākou i Shaquille O'Neal. Ua kaulana ʻo NBA juggernaut ma mua no kona ʻano ʻakaʻaka a me ka ʻono o waho. Ma ke ʻano he prankster, ua hōʻike ʻo ia e hoʻomaʻamaʻa me ka Los Angeles Lakers i kahi lole lā hānau ma hope o ka ʻāhewa ʻia ʻana no ka lohi. A ma ke ʻano he kaʻa kaʻa ʻoiaʻiʻo nona ke kālā, ʻoi aku kāna mau kaʻa ma mua o nā limahana o ka hapa nui o nā pūnaewele automotive i hui pū ʻia.

Ua piha kāna moʻolelo kaʻa i nā moʻolelo hoihoi a me nā hoʻoholo kānalua. I loko o kekahi o kāna mau kaʻa, ʻo Suburban, ua wehe ʻo ia i nā noho āpau a hoʻololi iā lākou me nā mea ʻōlelo. Ua makemake nui ʻo ia iā Bentleys, kūʻai ʻekolu i ka manawa hoʻokahi mai ka hale kūʻai like ma hope o ka ʻike ʻole ʻana o ka mea kūʻai aku iā ia a nīnau i kona hiki ke kūʻai aku i kekahi o nā kaʻa āna i nānā ai.

ʻO kekahi o kāna mau hale maʻamau he ʻano ʻokoʻa. Ua ʻike ʻia no ka hoʻolōʻihi ʻana i nā supercars a me ka hana ʻana i kekahi mau kaʻa i makemake nui ʻia. Me ka noʻonoʻo, ua komo mākou i loko o ka hale kaʻa ʻo Shaq e hōʻike iā ʻoe i 15 mau ʻike e pili ana i kāna mau kaʻa maʻamau i ʻike ʻole ʻia.

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Ma mua o ka makahiki i hala, ua loaʻa iā Shaq kahi kaʻa haʻuki Vaydor i kūkulu ʻia e Supercraft Custom Crafted Cars. Hana ʻia nā Vaydors a kūkulu ʻia i nā kikoʻī a me nā koho o nā mea kūʻai aku, a ua hōʻike ʻia ʻo ia e like me ke kaʻa o Joker i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni DC hou. He mea maʻalahi ka makemake o kekahi ma luna o ʻehiku kapuaʻi ke kiʻekiʻe i kahi kaʻa haʻuki i hoʻolaʻa ʻia. ʻO ka mea kūpono ʻole, ʻaʻole i koho ʻo Shaq i kahi supercharged V6 a i ʻole twin-turbo V6. Akā, ua koho ʻo ia i kahi V6 hoʻoluhi maoli e hoʻoheheʻe i kahi 280 horsepower hiamoe. Eia kekahi, e ʻoi aku ka lohi me ka mea pāʻani kinipōpō 350-paona ma ka noho o ka mea hoʻokele.

14 E lanakila i nā kaʻa akamai

Ma waho aʻe o ka lilo ʻana i hōkū NBA, ʻike ʻia ʻo Shaq no kāna ʻano leʻaleʻa leʻaleʻa a me ke aloha i nā ʻakaʻaka kūpono. Eia naʻe, ʻaʻohe mea i maopopo ua pāʻani ʻo ia i ka prank i nā mea a pau i kona kūʻai ʻana i kahi kaʻa Smart ma ke ʻano he mea hoʻokele i kēlā me kēia lā. 'A'ole kūpono 'oe i kou waiwai 'ana e kū'ai i kekahi ka'a, koho 'oe i ke ka'a li'ili'i loa ma ka mākeke. Makemake ʻo ia e hoʻokuke i ka ʻakaʻaka e like me ka hiki, ua hoʻokuke ʻo ia iā John Cena i loko o kahi kaʻa liʻiliʻi i ka wā o ka hanana. Kaʻa kaʻa Karaoke. ʻOiai ua hana ʻo ia i kekahi mau hoʻololi i loko e kōkua iā ia e noho maikaʻi, ʻo ka nānā ʻana iā Shaq e pāʻani ana i kahi mana o Tetris kanaka i kona komo ʻana i waho a i waho o kāna kaʻa Smart he mea ʻike maoli ia.

13 ʻO ka maʻa maʻa Polaris

ʻO ka Slingshot Polaris he hapalua kaʻa, hapalua kaʻa kaʻa kūpono no ka holo kaʻa hoʻokahi a me ka leʻaleʻa ʻaoʻao. ʻO ia hoʻi, a hiki i ka wā e kikoo ai ʻoe i ke kiʻi a hoʻohui i ʻelua mau noho hope me ka ʻole o nā hoʻololi ʻenekini. ʻO ka mea hoʻoheheʻe maoli ʻehā-cylinder e hana i ka 173 horsepower, he haʻahaʻa loa ia no ke kaʻa ma lalo o 1,800 paona. He 0 km/h i 60 kekona, akā, ʻo ia hoʻi me hoʻokahi mea hoʻokele awelika, ʻaʻole ia he mea hoʻokani pīpeku nui a me kāna mau hoa pilikua ʻekolu. Inā ʻaʻole lawa kēlā, ua hoʻohui pū ʻo Shack i kahi ʻōnaehana leo hoʻopuni 5.2-speaker me ʻelua subwoofers a me kahi pahu kani ma luna.

12 ʻAʻole ʻo Jeep Wrangler ma waho o ke alanui

ʻO kekahi o nā hana hope loa a Shaq, ʻo ia ka Jeep Wrangler i kūkulu ʻia e West Coast Customs. Makemake mau ʻo Shaq i Jeep, akā ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻokomo ʻoluʻolu i kahi Jeep. No ka hoʻokō ʻana i kona nui, ua hui pū ʻo WCC i nā puka ʻelua a hoʻohuli i ka noho hope. ʻO ka mea ʻē aʻe o kēia kūkulu ʻana, ʻo ia ka loaʻa ʻana o nā ʻāpana o waho o ke alanui, ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻo Shaq i hoʻokele i kahi kaʻa ma waho o ke alanui i kona ola. Ua hoʻohui ʻo WCC i kahi pahu hoʻokiʻekiʻe Pro Comp Rubicon, Pro Comp suspension a me Fox Racing alumini haʻalulu, a me kahi pahu kukui Rigid Industry, kahi winch Smittybilt a me kahi crossbeam nui. He kūpono no ka hele ʻana i waho, kahi mea ʻaʻole e hana ʻo Shaq.

11 F-650 me ka ʻike ʻole hope

ʻO ka Ford F-650 kahi kaʻa maʻamau i kūkulu ʻia e Wade Ford, ʻokoʻa kēlā me kēia a kūkulu ʻia e like me ka ʻono o ka mea nona. ʻO kēia kekahi o nā kaʻa kaʻa nui loa i loaʻa a ua like ia me ke kaʻa piha piha. No laila, ʻino ka ʻike maka a ua paʻakikī ke ʻike i ka hope o ke kaʻa i ka wā e kūʻai ai. Ke noʻonoʻo nei pehea e hiki ai iā ia ke hoʻonui i kēia pōʻino, ua hoʻokomo ʻo Shaq i kahi ʻōnaehana stereo nui e uhi ana i ke koena o ka ʻike hope, me nā panela papahele a hiki i ka hale i hale i nā subwoofers 6x15-inch, ʻeono JL amplifiers, ʻehā tweeters, a me ʻewalu C5. nā mea haʻiʻōlelo.

10 Mea haʻiʻōlelo aquarium

I ka loaʻa ʻana o Shaq i kāna uku mua, hele pololei ʻo ia i ka mea kūʻai aku ʻo Mercedes kūloko a kūʻai i ka SL 500 nui loa i loaʻa iā lākou. Ua hoʻi hou mai ʻo ia i ʻelua manawa a he moʻolelo hoʻokipa maikaʻi kēia moʻolelo e pili ana i ka hoʻolilo ʻana i $1,000,000 i ka lā hoʻokahi. E like me kāna mau huakaʻi a pau, ua koho ʻo Shaq e hoʻokomo i kahi stereo nui, akā me kahi ʻano ʻokoʻa. No kekahi kumu, ʻaʻole i ʻike ʻia, ua noi ʻo ia i kekahi o kāna mau hoaaloha e hoʻokomo i kahi aquarium i loko o ke kaʻa me nā mea ʻōlelo a me nā subwoofers i loko. Me he mea lā, ʻaʻole ʻike ʻo Shaq e hiki ke hōʻino i ka iʻa i ka nalu kani, a ua hoʻokau ʻia kekahi o kāna mau kiaʻi kino e pani i ka iʻa i kēlā me kēia lā.

9 ʻO Lamborghini Gallardo kiʻekiʻe

Lawe nui ʻo Lamborghini i ka aerodynamics. ʻO ka ʻāpana o ka hoʻolālā ʻana o kēlā me kēia kaʻa ke aʻo ʻana i kēlā me kēia kikoʻī o ka hana kino e hoʻonui ai i ka pono aerodynamic no ka wikiwiki a me ka wikiwiki o ke kihi. ʻO ke ala wikiwiki loa e hoʻopau i ka aerodynamics o kēlā kaʻa i hoʻoponopono maikaʻi ʻia ʻo ia ke hoʻololi i ka nānā, ʻo ia ka mea a Shaq i hana ai me kāna Gallardo. Pono e hoʻonui ʻia ka hale, nā puka a me nā puka makani e hiki ai iā Shaq ke komo i loko o ka supercar, me ka hoʻohui ʻana i 12 iniha i ka lōʻihi o ka Gallardo. Ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, ʻo ka ʻike ʻana i ke komo ʻana o ke kikowaena nui o ka NBA i loko a i waho o ka Gallardo e pono ai nā mea āpau.

8 Hana ʻia ʻo Rolls-Royce no ʻelua

E like me kāu e ʻike ai, ʻo kahi o nā wahi maikaʻi loa ma ka honua ʻo ka Rolls-Royce showroom. ʻOi aku ka nani o ka wahi kaʻa hope. Ke komo ʻoe i loko, e pani koke nā puka ma hope ou. Ua hūnā ʻia ka pahu hoʻoluʻu a me nā ʻohe akā hiki ke loaʻa. Ua hoʻonani ʻia ka hale me nā hōkū, a hiki i nā poʻe holo kaʻa ke hoʻomau i nā lono hou loa ma o nā hōʻike TV ʻokoʻa. Paheʻe nā papaʻaina Picnic ma ke kaomi ʻana i kahi pihi. ʻO ka noho hope o ka Phantom he waiwai maʻemaʻe. Makemake nā mea nona kēia kaʻa nani i ka hoʻokele ʻia, no laila ʻaʻole maopopo loa ke kumu i wehe loa ai ʻo Shaq i ka noho hope. Ma kekahi o nā nīnauele, ua ʻae ʻo ia ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hoʻomaopopo i kēia.

7 Shakilak

ʻO ka Shaquillac he 2007 Cadillac DTS i kūkulu ʻia e West Coast Customs no ka mea kūʻai lōʻihi ʻo Shaq. E pāʻani ana ʻo ia no ka Miami Heat i kēlā manawa a pono e hele i Los Angeles no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hilinaʻi i kekahi e hana i kāna mau kaʻa. I ka wā mua, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike i ke ʻano o ke kaʻa āna i makemake ai a ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia makemake ʻo ia i kahi mea maʻamau a maʻamau e hiki ai iā ia ke hele me ka ʻike ʻole ʻia. ʻOiaʻiʻo, he hana maikaʻi loa ka hana ʻana o West Coast Customs, akā no nā kumu ʻike ʻole, ua hoʻokomo ʻia ke kaʻa me nā kukui makai mua. ʻAʻole kūpono loa inā makemake ʻoe e hui pū me ka lehulehu a ʻaʻohe mea e hoʻolohe iā ʻoe.

6 ʻO Mercedes-Benz me nā puka hope

He punahele nui ʻo Shaq iā Mercedes, a i kāna ʻoihana ua loaʻa iā ia a hoʻololi i kekahi mau kaʻa mai ka mea hana. I kona lele ʻana i ka McLaren 2007 pilikia a noho ma ka S 550, ua koho ʻo ia i kekahi o nā kaʻa e haʻalele i ka hale hana Mercedes. Eia hou, ua hilinaʻi ʻo ia i ka West Coast Customs e hoʻololi iā ia, a he mea kūpono ke ʻōlelo ʻana ʻaʻole ia i puka maikaʻi loa. Ua noi ʻo ia i ka WCC e hoʻololi iā ia i mea hiki ke hoʻololi, ʻo ia ka mea i hāʻawi ʻia i ka pitch mua o ka pale makani, ʻaʻole pololei. Akā ʻo ka hoʻololi ʻoi loa ka hoʻololi ʻana ʻo ia ka hoʻohui ʻana o nā puka koʻi ma hope. Ma muli o ka hoʻolālā hou o nā noho mua, ʻaʻohe ala no ka poʻe kaʻa hope e wehe iā lākou.

5 ʻO Lincoln Navigator me nā puka Lambo

ʻO ka Navigator a Shaq i kūʻai ai, ʻo ia kekahi o kāna mau kaʻa kaulana a ʻike ʻia. Ua paʻa ʻo ia ma Collins Avenue ma South Beach i kona aʻo ʻana me ka Miami Heat a ua lilo ia i wahi mākaʻikaʻi kūloko me nā haneli o ka poʻe e paʻi kiʻi iā ia i kēlā me kēia lā. Ua hoʻololi nui ʻia ka Navigator me kahi ʻōnaehana kani nui, TV mamao, pahu kino a, e hoʻi ana i 2003, $10,000 DEVIN spinners. Ma muli o ke kūkulu nui ʻana o Shaq, manaʻo kekahi e makemake ʻo ia e hana maʻalahi ke kaʻa i ke komo ʻana i loko a i waho e like me ka hiki, no laila he mea pohihihi ia i nā mea a pau ke kumu i koho ai ʻo ia e hoʻolako i kāna Navigator me nā puka Lambo.

4 Louis Vuitton Loko

ʻO ka 2000 mua he manawa pupule no nā hōkū NBA. Pimp aia i kona wā kiʻekiʻe, a he kakaikahi nā mea aʻoaʻo kālā. ʻO kēia ka mea i hiki ai i nā poʻe kaulana ke hoʻopau i kā lākou kālā ma nā ʻano hoʻoweliweli, e like me ka Louis Vuitton interior a Shaq i hoʻokomo ai i kāna kaʻa 2001 Chevrolet G1500. Hana ʻo Louis Vuitton i nā ʻeke a me nā ʻeke maikaʻi, akā ʻo kā lākou kaʻa i loko, ʻoiaʻiʻo, nausea. Ua hoʻohaʻahaʻa pū ʻo ia i ke kaʻa i lalo i loaʻa iā Shaq ka manawa e noʻonoʻo ai i kāna koho weliweli o ka hoʻololi ʻana i ke kaʻa ʻoiai ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hoʻokele i nā wahi āpau. Malia paha mākou e hōʻike aku ʻaʻole i kūpono ka pale mua.

3 Kameleona Ford Mustang

I kēia manawa, Dub Magazine ua kauoha ʻia e kūkulu i Ford Mustang hou no Shaq. Ua makemake mau ʻo ia i nā Mustangs, akā ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke komo i kekahi o lākou. Ua hāʻawiʻo ia iā Dub Magazine i ke kūʻokoʻa e hana i nā mea a lākou i makemake ai, akā, ma hope o kona kūʻaiʻana i kahi Mustangʻeleʻele e hoʻomaka ai, kāheaʻo ia iā lākou a noi iā lākou e hoʻololi i kahi keʻokeʻo. Ma hope koke iho, hoʻololi hou ʻo ia i kona manaʻo a noi e hoʻololi i ke kala o ke kaʻa i burgundy. ʻAʻole ʻo Burgundy kahi kala hale hana no ka Mustang i kēlā manawa, akā aia kahi kala kokoke, i kapa ʻia ʻo Ruby Red, i kūpono ke hoʻomaka me. I ka wā e hana ai i nā kaʻa no Shaq, hiki iā ʻoe ke manaʻo mau i ka mea i manaʻo ʻole ʻia.

2 Huila Mo, Pilikia Mo

Ma kahi hōʻailona ua ulu liʻiliʻi ʻo Shaq (ʻike maopopo ʻaʻole i ke kiʻekiʻe) a ua loaʻa iā ia kahi ʻono ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, ua kūʻai ʻo ia i kahi Dodge Ram 1500, kahi āna i waiho ai i ka hapa nui. Ke hoʻohālikelike ʻia me kāna mau kaʻa mua, ʻano haʻahaʻa loa ka Ram nui, koe wale nō hoʻokahi mea. I kona kūʻai ʻana i ke kaʻa, ua hoʻokomo ʻo ia me nā huila Forgiato Concavo 26-inihi a me nā huila haʻahaʻa. Ua like ke ano o na panaka me na huila a ua like paha ka nui o ka pale no $10,000 rims e like me na huila o ke keena mau. ʻOiai hiki iā ia ke hoʻololi iā lākou inā e pōʻino ka pothole iā lākou, ʻoiaʻiʻo e huikau iā ia no ke kumu ʻaʻole ʻo ia i koho i kahi mea kūpono.

1 Dodge Demon me nā huila ʻālohilohi

Ua kūʻai ʻia kēia maʻi Dodge Demon ma ke kumukūʻai, he mea kupanaha ia e noʻonoʻo ana i nā hoʻololi a Shaq i hana ai. I ka loaʻa ʻana o ke kaʻa, ua pena hou ʻo ia i ke keʻokeʻo, a ma hope koke iho ua pena hou ʻia a hoʻololi ʻia i ʻelua leo ʻeleʻele a ʻulaʻula me nā kiʻi maʻamau i hoʻonani ʻia i nā ʻaoʻao. Ua hoʻokomo ʻo ia i nā huila nui ma hope o ka mākeke a me kahi pahu kukui hope e hoʻololi i ke kala o nā kukui i ʻulaʻula. ʻO ka mea wale nō i haʻalele iā mākou e ʻūlū ana i ko mākou poʻo, ʻo nā huila backlight. ʻAʻole naʻe i hoʻoholo ʻia inā maikaʻi lākou a ʻaʻole paha a he aha ka hana hiki iā lākou ke hana?

Nā kumuwaiwai: Jalopnik, Dub Magazine, The Drive and Complex.

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