12 Nā poʻe kaulana i hōʻino i kā lākou mau kaʻa (13 i hōʻike i kekahi mahalo)

Me ka kaulana e hele mai ai ke kālā, a me ke kālā e hiki mai ai ka mana, a i kekahi manawa e loaʻa i nā kānaka ka manaʻo ʻakaʻaka. No kekahi poʻe, ua lawa ka neʻe wale ʻana me ka ʻike ʻole, incognito a me ka ʻike ʻole ʻia. Makemake nā poʻe ʻē aʻe e hōʻike iā lākou iho ke hele lākou i kahi e ʻike ʻia a loaʻa ka manaʻo o kēlā me kēia. ʻO kēlā me kēia ʻaoʻao, pehea ʻoe makemake e hana maikaʻi, akā ke hele nui ʻoe, hana pololei a hoʻi i ka home!

Me he mea lā, ʻaʻohe palena o ke aloha o ka poʻe ʻAmelika i ka moʻomeheu kaʻa, a ʻo ka poʻe me ka noʻonoʻo a me ka makemake, hiki ke loaʻa i kā lākou ʻāpana o ke kaʻa. He moʻomeheu keʻa, bipartisan a me ka manaʻo hāmama. ʻAʻohe palena makahiki, ʻaʻohe koi kiʻekiʻe, a ʻo nā mea āu e makemake ai he makemake. Ua hoʻomaka ka ʻauʻau wela me ka poʻe ʻilihune lepo e hoʻoluliluli ana i nā mea āpau e hiki ai ke kiʻi i nā mea āpau i hiki ke loaʻa mai kā lākou kaʻa. Ke lawa ʻole kāu kālā, pono ʻoe e hana me kāu mea i loaʻa.

Akā inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻoheheʻe maoli i ke kālā i lalo o ka halepaku a ʻike ʻole ʻoe, e loli kou manaʻo; i kekahi manawa, ʻoi aku ka nui o ke kālā i mea e hana ai nā kānaka me kā lākou mau kaʻa ʻaʻole pono e hana ʻia. ʻOiai ʻo ka manamana lima akamai o ke kanaka e huki i kā lākou makemake no kēlā me kēia kanaka, a ʻo ka wehewehe ʻana o ka nani i nā manawa a pau, ua hōʻuluʻulu au i kahi papa inoa liʻiliʻi o nā hana a me nā hana ʻole inā ʻike ʻoe ua ʻoi aku kāu kālā ma mua o kāu hiki ke hoʻolilo. kou ponoi. E hoʻomanaʻo i nā keiki, ʻaʻohe mea makemake i nā mea hana. I kekahi manawa ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi.

25 '65 Alanui Shredder o Ken Block

ʻIke ʻia ʻo Ken Block ka mea hauʻoli nui loa no kona aloha i ka pupule, ʻoi aku hoʻi i ke kaʻa ʻana. ʻO ka mea hoʻokumu ʻo DC Shoe Company ʻo Block i hoʻopiha i nā kaʻa pūnaewele a puni ka honua me kāna wikiō viral o ka hoʻokele ʻana i ka 500 hp Subaru Impreza kaʻa ʻehā huila. Hōʻike ka wikiō ʻehā a me ka hapa i kekahi o nā kaʻa kaʻa akamai loa āu e ʻike ai, ma ka ʻaoʻao a i ʻole ma waho o ke alahele, me nā stunts like donuts a puni ke kanaka e pana ana i nā pōpō pena ma ka pale makani o ke kaʻa.

Ua manaʻo mākou a pau he wikiō kipi a ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻokiʻekiʻe i luna, ʻeā? Ua hewa! Loaʻa kahi ala e hiki ai i luna. ʻOiai ʻaʻole maʻalahi; Pono mua ʻoe e hoʻohuli i kahi Mustang 1965 i holoholona i ʻike ʻole ʻia ma mua. Hoʻohana ʻia ka Mustang holo kaʻa holoʻokoʻa e kahi ʻenekini heihei ʻo Roush-Yates 410cid hiki ke pale i nā mahana ma mua o 240 ° F a hoʻomau i ka pepehi ʻana i nā kaila. Hōʻike ʻia ka hoʻouna ʻana i hana pono ʻia i nā hui honua i hana ʻia a kau ʻia i loko o nā mea lawe e hōʻemi i ka manaʻo o ka ʻāpana i nā harmonics i ka wikiwiki a hiki i 8,000 rpm. ʻO ka'ōnaehana hoʻokuʻu alumini billet, i hanaʻia mai ka'ōpala, i hanaʻia e hoʻokō i nā koi hana kiʻekiʻe o nā kaʻa; pono e hiki ke hoemi i ka excessive geometry fluctuations oiai e ae ana i ka nui hoʻokele kihi a me ka huakaʻi. E hoʻopaʻa iā ia a pau i kahi chassis kino kino Mustang fiber a he kāne ʻoe.

24 ʻO GTO Kevin Hart ma ka haʻahaʻa

Ua ulu ʻo Kevin Hart ma Philadelphia me ka ʻakaʻaka. Ua hoʻomaka kona aʻa haʻahaʻa i nā hui hoʻomakeʻe ma hope koke o kona puka ʻana mai ke kula kiʻekiʻe, kahi i hoʻomaka ai ʻo ia e hana i kahi inoa nona. Ua alo ʻo ia i nā hōʻole he nui ʻole a ua kū ʻo ia i kahi mea i ʻike ʻia e like me ka maze o nā keʻakeʻa i kona hele ʻana ma o ka ʻoihana hoʻokalakupua cutthroat. Akā naʻe, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i haʻalele; akā, ua lanakila ʻo ia i ke kūʻē a loaʻa iā ia iho a me kāna leo hoʻohenehene.

Ua ʻae ka lanakila iā ia e hāʻawi iā ia iho i ka makahiki 1966 Pontiac GTO no kāna lā hānau 32nd.^nd lā hānau. ʻO ia ke kaʻa punahele a kona makuakāne, a ʻo ke kaʻa hoʻi a Kevin; ʻo ka mea i aloha nui ʻia ʻaʻole ia e ʻae i kona makua kāne e hoʻokele iā ia.

Malia paha no ka nui o kona mau makahiki o ke koko, ka hou a me ka waimaka ma ke kaʻina hana hoʻihoʻi, akā ʻo koʻu manaʻo, hopohopo ʻo ia e ʻānai kona makuakāne i nā diski! ʻAʻole au e hoʻohewa iā ia; Inā ʻo wau kona makua kāne, e kauo au i kēia mea ma ka ʻāʻī a pau nā diski! Ma kahi e kūpono nā mea a pau, akā ʻaʻole ma nā wahi āpau. Loaʻa i nā rims nui ko lākou wahi i nā hana maʻamau e nānā kupaianaha, akā ʻo ka ʻiʻo ʻAmelika maʻamau ʻaʻole kahi wahi no kēlā mau koho huila hōʻino. ʻO ka GTO kaʻu punahele, no laila, ʻo kaʻu ʻike ʻana iā lākou e hana i kekahi mea e like me kēia, ua haʻalulu au.

23 ʻO Jerry Seinfeld Spyder Champion

I ke komo ʻana i ka hiʻohiʻona kū i ka waena o nā makahiki 70, ua hoʻomaka ʻo Jerry ʻōpio i ke ʻano o ka hapa nui o nā mea hoʻokalakupua, mai lalo mai, e hana mālie ana i kona ala i luna. Ua hiki mai nā haʻihaʻi no ka mea hoʻokamakama i kona kono ʻia ʻana Ke Kai Show i 1981 a hoʻomohala i kāna kīwī kūikawā Seinfeld i holo no ʻeiwa kau mai 1987 a i 1998. ʻO kāna sitcom o ka inoa hoʻokahi ka hōʻike kiʻekiʻe loa ma ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa i ka wā i hoʻolaha ʻia ai kāna episode hope loa; mai ia manawa mai, ua hoʻomau ʻo ia i ka hana ʻana i nā papahana kūleʻa ʻē aʻe i loaʻa iā ia kahi waiwai ʻupena i manaʻo ʻia ma mua o $900 miliona.

He mau nāwaliwali ko kēlā me kēia kanaka, ʻo ia hoʻi ʻo Superman. Inā ʻo ʻoe ʻo Jerry, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke pale i nā tona o kryptonite, akā ʻo kahi mea ʻoluʻolu ma nā huila e hoʻowalewale ʻia, ʻoi aku inā he Porsche. He kanaka ʻohi kaʻa ʻo Mr. Seinfeld me kahi o 150 mau kaʻa i loaʻa iā ia, ʻoi aku ka nui o ia mau kaʻa ma mua o ka manaʻolana o ka poʻe maʻamau e loaʻa iā ia kekahi. E lawe, no ka laʻana, ka $2.6 miliona Porsche RSK Spyder; Ua lanakila kēia kaʻa i ka mōʻaukala heihei mai ka wā i ʻōwili ʻia mai ka laina hui ma '59. Hoʻokele mau ʻia ke kaʻa e Jerry ma nā hanana heihei pilikino mai 2001 i kona kūʻai ʻana a hiki i ke kūʻai ʻia ʻana ma ke kūʻai kūʻai ʻo Barrett-Jackson. Ua kūʻai nui ʻo ia i ke kaʻa no ka ʻike a hoʻokele iā ia no kahi manawa ma mua o ka hāʻawi ʻana i ke kaʻa e hauʻoli ai. Kanaka maikaʻi, kēlā Jerry.

22 ʻO ka Bugatti gula ʻino a Flo Rida

Hānau ʻia ma 1979, ʻo Tramar Dillard kekahi o nā kaikunāne ʻehiku i ulu pū. ʻO ke kaikoʻeke he mea hoʻolaha hoʻolaha no kahi hui kūloko nāna i hoʻohuli i ka ʻōpio Dillard e hoʻomaka i kāna hui rap amateur ʻoiai he kanaka hou i ke kula kiʻekiʻe. ʻO kāna mele mua loa, ʻo "Low", e hōʻike ana iā T-Pain, he wahi hoʻololi i kāna ʻoihana, e piʻi ana i ka helu ʻekahi ma ka pakuhi Billboard Hot 100. Akā naʻe, ʻaʻole maʻalahi ka hele ʻana i kona wahi i kēia manawa; Ua noho ʻo ia ma nā motel a i kekahi manawa ma ke alanui, hana ʻo ia i nā hana ʻokoʻa a uku i nā ʻauhau he nui ma mua o ka kaulana a me ka mahalo ʻia ma hope o kona hoʻomau paʻakikī.

E like me ka nui o nā mea pena kiʻi, ʻoiaʻiʻo kāna mau hakakā ʻana, a ʻo ka hapa nui o ka hōʻaiʻē e loaʻa i kāna kūleʻa nui i kāna ʻoihana mele, a ua loaʻa iā ia kahi waiwai ma kahi o $30 miliona.

I kēia manawa, me ka nui o ke kālā, ʻaʻole hiki i ke kanaka ke hana; ko ke ao nei kou momi. ʻO ke ala e koho ai ke kanaka e hōʻike iā ia iho i kēia manawa he mea liʻiliʻi loa ia e hoʻohālikelike ʻia me ke kanaka maʻamau, akā naʻe, hoʻāhewa ʻia. ʻO ka hoʻolilo ʻana i $1.7 miliona ma kahi Bugatti Veyron kahi ʻōlelo i loko ponoʻī, ʻoiai ke kokoke ʻoe e kū i ka pōʻino kālā. ʻO ke kāʻei ʻana i ke gula satin he ʻōlelo paʻakikī ʻaʻole paha i kūpono i ka poʻe mahiʻai, akā inā i kāʻili ʻia, ʻo ia wale nō ka google e hoʻomanaʻo ai i nā lā kahiko.

21 Bullit Spec Bruce Willis

Ua ulu ʻo Bruce Willis i hānau ʻia ma Kelemania mai kahi ʻohana lōʻihi o nā limahana; ʻO ka makuahine he mea panakō, a ʻo ka makua kāne he loea mechanic, welder a me ka mea hana hale hana; ʻAʻohe kānalua, paʻakikī e like me nā kui, ʻaʻohe mea lapuwale, ʻano kāne. ʻAʻohe mea kupanaha hiki iā Bruce Willis ke hōʻike i kahi meʻe hana ma ka pale me ka maʻalahi. He manaʻoʻiʻo; inā paha ʻo ia e hoʻokele ana i kahi kaʻa sima e like me ke kipi ma New York a i ʻole ke pana ʻana i kahi buckshot 12GA i kahi kanaka ʻaila e hiamoe ana me kāna kaikamahine, he kāne ʻo Bruce. He mea paʻakikī ke nānā aku iā ia e pāʻani ana i ka pana emasculated ma hope o ka ʻike ʻana iā Bruce a mākou i ʻike ai a aloha ai.

No laila, inā he kāne ʻoe, he kāne nō hoʻi kāu kaʻa, ʻeā? ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokele i kahi Toyota Prius; waiho iā Ryan Gosling. Inā he kāne ʻoe, makemake ʻoe i kahi mea kaumaha, leo nui, waena waena e hoʻokuʻu i ka nui o NOx i ka lewa me kēlā me kēia hahau pau. I kēia hihia, pono e hoʻokō ka charger Bullitt spec '69 i nā koi āpau. ʻO ka poloka nui anti-environmental 440cid i hana i 375 hp. ma o ka lawe ana akā no Willis, ua lako ke kaʻa me kahi poloka nui 8.2-lita. ʻO ia he 500 cubic iniha o nā manamana lima waena no kahi mokuahi Toyota. E mālama pono, e Bruce; e hopohopo nā moʻopuna e pili ana i ka papa ozone.

20 ʻO Camo Lambo na Chris Brown

Ua hoʻopaʻi ʻia ʻo Chris Brown i ka wā o kāna ʻoihana rollercoaster. ʻAʻohe kānalua he mea pena kiʻi kūleʻa a he kūlana koʻikoʻi i ka ʻano R&B, hoʻomana ʻia kēia kanaka e nā mea he nui me ka mahalo i nā akua. Ua piha kekahi poe me ka hoowahawaha i ka hai ana i kona inoa. ʻAʻole wau ma ʻaneʻi e nānā i kekahi o kēia, ʻoiai ke hoʻāhewa ikaika nei au i nā kāne e hoʻouka kaua i nā wahine. ʻAʻole ma ʻaneʻi a ʻaʻole hoʻi, ʻo ka pilikia maoli i kēia mau lā inā he ʻano ʻokoʻa kemika neurological i loko o ka lolo o kēia kanaka, a i ʻole pono ʻo ia e hoʻāʻo maka. ʻO ka loaʻa ʻana o ke kālā he hana ʻē i kekahi manawa.

Loaʻa iā Bill Gates ka mea i manaʻo ʻia ʻo ke kahua aloha nui loa ma US me ka ʻoi aku o $35 biliona i nā waiwai; mai ka makahiki 2014, ua hoʻolilo ʻo Mr. Gates ma kahi o $28 biliona i loko o ia mea mai kona hoʻomaka ʻana i ka makahiki 2000. Hoʻokele ʻo ia i kahi Porsche $225,000 me ka waiwai nui o ka $93 biliona. He $30 miliona ka liʻiliʻi loa (ua ʻōlelo au i ka hoʻohālikelike ʻana) loaʻa iā Chris Brown kahi hōʻiliʻili o nā kaʻa ʻoi aku ka nui e like me ka Bugatti Veyron. ʻAe, ʻoi aku ka haʻahaʻa o kāna ratio waiwai a me ke kuleana, akā ʻo kaʻu pilikia ma ʻaneʻi ʻo ka hoʻolilo ʻia ʻana o ke kālā me ka naʻaupō. He aha ke ʻano o ka naʻaupō i hana ʻia me kahi kaʻa haʻuki $400,000? ʻOiai inā manaʻo wau he pono e ʻālohilohi, e hana wau mai koʻu mokulele i hiki iaʻu ke iho i luna ou mai luna mai.

19 Hoʻokele ʻo Jeff Dunham iā lākou

Ke hoʻolaha nei kāu koi i ka kaulana i ka hoʻopaʻa ʻia ʻana o nā papeti e kou lima, e hoʻokomo ʻia ʻoe i loko o ka stereotype o ka poʻe haʻahaʻa iki. Makemake au i kahi spoof maikaʻi ʻo Jeff Dunham i kēlā me kēia manawa, akā hoʻopunipuni wau inā ʻōlelo wau ʻaʻole wau i noho a noʻonoʻo i nā mea e hana nei ma hope o nā hiʻohiʻona. ʻOiaʻiʻo, he mea ʻakaʻaka ke hele ʻo ia ma luna o ke kahua, akā ʻike wau i nā mea e hana nei ma hope o nā hiʻohiʻona; hana ʻo ia i ka ʻauʻau? Noho wale ʻo ia ma ka hale a pāʻani me kāna mau papeti? Hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻo ia i ke kalaiwa? I ka manawa hea e hoʻomaka ai nā mea a pau e lilo i mea ʻē?

ʻAe, hiki mai ka hoʻōla pānaʻi ma nā ʻano he nui, a inā hana ʻo ia i ke kaʻa ʻana, aia ka manawa kūpono e ʻoi aku ka maʻalili iā ʻoe. Loaʻa iā Dunham kahi 1970 wikiwiki R / T Challenger Sublime makahiki 4 ʻōmaʻomaʻo me ka 440 poloka nui ʻeono-cylinder engine.

He ʻeleʻele ʻaoʻao ko ke kaʻa ʻōmaʻomaʻo a me ka puʻupuʻu ʻeleʻele. Hōʻike ʻo Sema i kahi kūlana qualitative, ʻo ke kaʻa kahi kaʻa maʻamau. No laila, i ka wā i hoʻokuʻu ai ʻo Dodge i ka Hellcat 6.2-lita nui, 700-horsepower Hellcat a hāʻawi ʻia i ka ʻōmaʻomaʻo retro-classic me nā kaha ʻeleʻele, pono ke kanaka papeti e loaʻa i hoʻokahi, a i kēia manawa he ʻelua kāna. E like me kāna hana a ʻaʻole paha, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻole i ke ʻano o kāna ala kaʻa.

18 Hilahila Audi Justin Bieber

ʻAʻole i ʻino loa ka lilo ʻana i ka naʻau; inā ʻaʻole ʻoe he kaikamahine ʻōpio, a laila maikaʻi paha ia. ʻAʻole ia e pili ana i kāna ʻupena ʻupena hapaha miliona, ʻaʻole ia he mileniuma (ʻoiai ʻaʻole ia e kōkua i kāna kumu) a i ʻole he kanaka akamai maoli ʻo ia (ʻae, hāʻawi wau iā ia). Ke manaʻo nei au i koʻu hoʻowahāwahā ʻana i kēia snot liʻiliʻi i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, mahalo i kāna kūleʻa mua, ua hoʻomohala ʻo ia i kahi manaʻo kūpono ʻole o ka honua.

ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā he mea kūlana a he ala peacock paha; ʻOi aku ka paʻakikī o ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e kū i waho o ka lehulehu o nā poʻe ʻē aʻe i loaʻa i kahi kālā palena ʻole. Akā, ʻaʻohe kumu no kēia mea lapuwale! Ua hiki mai ka makana i ka 18^th he makana lā hānau no nā papalina nani o Bieber mai Ellen DeGeneres, a ʻo ka mea mua āna i hana ai me ia, ʻo ia ka hoʻokomo ʻana i kahi pahu kukui kuʻuna o West Coast. Hiki iā ia ke hoʻihoʻi ʻia i Kanada? ʻO ka mea ʻē aʻe, hoʻāʻo ʻo ia e peʻe mai nā kāmela ke hoʻokele ʻo ia i kēia mea. Ua noʻonoʻo wau aia kahi koho kaʻa e peʻe ai, akā he aha kaʻu ʻike?

17 ʻO ka coupe maʻamau ʻo Jesse James

Hānau ʻia ma Lynnwood, Kaleponi, ua hele ʻo Jesse James ma ka inoa o kahi kanaka kaulana kaulana no ka ʻaihue, hoʻonohonoho hewa, a me ka pepehi kanaka. Eia naʻe, ʻo ka mea wale nō e pepehi ai i kēia Jesse (ma waho aʻe o ka puʻuwai o Sandra Bullock) ʻo ia ka hui o nā kaʻa a me nā kaʻa kaʻa e kauoha ai. Ua paʻi nā mea hōʻino i kāna kiʻi ākea a ua pani kāna mau helikopter West Coast Choppers i ko lākou mau puka, akā ʻaʻole hiki ke ʻae ʻo Jesse kahiko i ka wā e pili ana i nā kaʻa. E like me kāna ʻōlelo ʻana he mea hoʻohui i ka moekolohe, ʻo kona hoihoi ʻana i nā mea me nā ʻenekini ma nā huila ʻelua a ʻehā ʻo ia ke kaʻa i alakaʻi iā ia i ka hanana Discovery kūleʻa, a me nā hana maʻamau no kekahi mau kiʻi lehulehu.

Akā naʻe, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e noho wale i ka hana, a mālama ʻo ia i kekahi o kāna mau hale, no ka manawa liʻiliʻi. ʻO kēia '36 ʻelima puka makani Ford Coupe ka mua o kāna hōʻiliʻili pilikino i kūʻai ʻia ma Barrett-Jackson.

Aia nā pā maʻamau ma nā wahi a pau o kēia mīkini a ua hana ʻia nā hana metala a pau e Jesse a me kāna hui Dute Komohana. Hōʻike ia i kahi grill mai kahi kaʻa kaʻa Nash, kahi pāpale maʻamau, nā paneli kino nani a me kahi ʻokiʻoki loa. Hoʻopiha piha ʻia ka ea, hoʻolako ʻia e hoʻokuʻu i ka chassis i ka honua me ka paʻi ʻana o kahi hoʻololi, ua hui pū ʻia ka pahu liʻiliʻi 350cid me kahi kaʻa kaʻa Turbo i hoʻopuni ʻia e kahi pauku NASCAR-style. Hoʻokahi-o-a-ʻano hana e kekahi-o-a-ʻano hana; ʻo ia kekahi o nā mea liʻiliʻi a Monster Garage ʻaʻole i hack.

16 Pink Aloha Paris Hilton

Ke hānau ʻia ʻoe me kahi puna kālā i loko o kou waha, ulu ʻokoʻa ʻoe. Ua koi ʻia ʻo Little Hilton, ke kaikamahine hiapo a ka mea hoʻomohala, e komo i nā hōʻike hoʻohālike i kona wā ʻōpio. ʻO ka loaʻa ʻana o nā lālā like ʻole o ka ʻohana nui i ka ʻoihana hōʻikeʻike i kōkua iā ia i kekahi ʻano, akā ʻaʻole i hiki i ka hāʻule ʻana o ka pahu lipine i hoʻomaka maoli ai iā ia. Inā ʻoe e hoʻomanaʻo, ʻo ia kekahi o nā cassette scandals nui loa a hiki i kēia lā; mai ia manawa, nui nā poʻe kaulana i loaʻa i kā lākou "accidental" cassette leaks i nā makahiki.

ʻAʻole ʻoe e ʻike i kahi kanaka naʻaupō ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi o ka hāʻawi ʻana, akā ua loaʻa i kēlā kaulana. ʻAʻole lawa ke kūʻai wale ʻana i Bentley i mea e kū ai ma nā alanui; Pono ʻo Hilton e hoʻoponopono hou iā ia mai ka hale a hiki i ka lāʻau me ka humuhumu, loko, nā rim like a me kāna mau hua mua ma ka grille kahi i loaʻa ai ka logo Bentley. Loaʻa iā ia kahi hiʻohiʻona kūikawā ma nā puka makani no ka pale ʻana i ka uila pahupaʻi, akā inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻokele ana i ke ala hapaha miliona kālā, e emi ana ka paparazzi.

15 ʻO Jay Leno's Seagull Wing Road Queen

Ua hānau ʻia kekahi me ka makemake i nā mea kūlohelohe. I ka ʻauwae kamaʻilio a Jay Leno, he mea hoʻohenehene. Ua heluhelu ʻia kahi leka mai kāna kumu ma kāna kāleka hōʻike i kona wā i ka papa ʻelima, "Inā e hoʻolilo ʻo Jay i ka manawa e aʻo ai e like me kona lilo ʻana i mea hoʻomakeʻaka, e lilo ʻo ia i hōkū nui." ʻO kēia palapala wānana ʻē aʻe ma kāna kāleka hōʻike e pono ke kālai ʻia a kau ʻia i loko o kona hale kaʻa; Ua hoʻoneʻe ʻia ʻo ia i kāna hana hoʻohenehene i mua o nā makahiki a me nā makahiki o ke kūʻē ʻana mai nā kumu a ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻopaʻa ʻia.

ʻO kona holomua ua hāʻawi iā ia i ka moeʻuhane o nā kāne he nui mai ka hiki ʻana mai o ke kaʻa; ka hale kaʻa nui e hoʻopiha i ka hōʻike holoʻokoʻa. Ma loko o nā ʻāpana he 286 i loaʻa iā ia, he 169 mau kaʻa; nā kaʻa kaʻa ʻē aʻe.

Mai nā kaʻa like ʻole a me nā paʻi liʻiliʻi a hiki i nā kaʻa kahiko a hiki i nā kaʻa hoʻokele mahu, loaʻa iā ia kahi hōʻiliʻili pāʻani nui. Ma waena o ka $50 miliona waiwai o nā mea hana he Mercedes Benz 300SL gullwing roadster i noho i loko o kahi pahu ma ka wao nahele no nā makahiki he mau makahiki ma mua o ka hoʻopili ʻana o nā mea nona iā Leno e ʻike inā makemake ʻo ia e lawe. Ua hana ʻo ia i ka lawe ʻana, e like me nā mīkini he nui, a hoʻomaka i ke kaʻina hana hoʻihoʻi. He $2 miliona ka waiwai o keia kaa heihei laha ole, a ua manaoia e kekahi poe he kaa heihei maikai loa i hanaia.

14 ʻO Iki Aventador Nicki Minaj

Ua hele mai ka moʻolelo mele i hānau ʻia ma Trinidad i ʻAmelika i kona mau makahiki ʻelima a noho i Queens, New York. ʻO kona makuakāne, he mea hoʻohana lāʻau hoʻomāinoino, i kekahi manawa i puhi i ka hale i ke ahi no ka hoʻāʻo e hōʻeha i kona makuahine. ʻO ka hoʻoikaika ʻana o Nicky e kūleʻa, i hoʻoulu ʻia e kona makemake e hāʻawi i kona makuahine ʻeha i ka leo i loaʻa ʻole iā ia, ua alakaʻi iā ia i kahi i hiki ʻole ai i kekahi o ka ʻoihana mele.

Loaʻa iā ia nā makana a me nā mea i koho ʻia i nā ʻāpana ʻē aʻe i hiki iā ʻoe ke helu a me ka waiwai waiwai ma kahi o $75 miliona. ʻAʻole maikaʻi no kahi limahana Red Lobster i hoʻokuʻu ʻia no ka hana ʻino i nā mea kūʻai aku, ʻeā?

Mai Red Lobster a Pink Aventador, ʻaʻole i hoʻi hope a ʻike ʻole ʻia ka mea mele 5ft 2in. Hiki ke ʻike ʻia kēia ma kekahi o kāna mau kaʻa makamae ʻē aʻe, me kahi Bentley Continental ʻulaʻula a me kahi Range Rover kala kala. Manaʻo paha ʻoe ma hope o kekahi mau kaʻa i pena ʻia i kēia kala, makemake ʻoe e hoʻonui iki i kāu kālā Lamborghini $400,000, akā ʻaʻole i kēia manawa. ʻAʻole maʻalahi ke ʻano; akā, ʻaʻole like ia me ka waiwai, a me ka nui o ke kālā, manaʻo paha ʻoe e hiki i kēia poʻe ke hana maikaʻi iki iā lākou iho!

13 Super Sport na Funkmaster Flex

ʻO Aston George Taylor Jr., i ʻike nui ʻia e ka lehulehu ʻo ka Funkmaster Flex, he talena ʻoihana ʻoliʻoli lehulehu. ʻO kāna ʻoihana rap a me DJ ʻo ia paha ka mea i ʻike maikaʻi ʻia, akā ua hana ʻo ia i ka hana hana, hoʻokipa i kahi hōʻike lekiō, a ua lilo i mea hana leo. Ke hoʻi nei kēia papa inoa hoʻomaka i ka makahiki 16 i ka wā i DJ ʻo ia ma nā hale pō. Ua hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hoʻokipa i kāna hōʻike ponoʻī i nā makahiki 90 i ka wā i hoʻomaka hou ai ka neʻe ʻana o ka hip-hop kūlanakauhale, a ua loaʻa iā ia kahi ʻoihana kūleʻa i ka leʻaleʻa.

ʻAʻole ʻo ka leʻaleʻa a me nā mele ʻelua wale nō nā mea āna i pili ai; Aloha nō hoʻi ʻo Aston i kā lākou mau kaʻa. ʻO ka hapa nui o nā poʻe kaulana e hana i kēia, akā ʻo ka ʻokoʻa he ʻono ko Aston. Ma kahi o $300,000 kaʻa exotic, makemake ʻo ia i kāna ʻiʻo ʻAmelika, a he nui.

He hale kaʻa ʻo Funkmaster i piha i nā kaʻa ʻiʻo maʻamau i hoʻihoʻi ʻia i ke kūlana pristine: he '71 Torino GT, he '69 GTO convertible, he '67 Chevelle, '69 a me '69 Camaros i nā hana, a he Galaxy 67 th makahiki, ʻo ia hoʻi. hoʻihoʻi ʻia noʻu iho me kekahi mau hale kūkulu no kekahi mau hoaaloha e like me Danica Patrick.

Ma mua o nā mea āpau, makemake ʻo ia i kāna '70 Chevelle. He Super Sport maoli kēia. Ua hoʻololi ʻia ka poloka nui 396 me ka 502 e ʻōwili like me ka hekili ma lalo o ka pena ʻulaʻula maʻemaʻe aniani me nā kaha ʻeleʻele. Ma kahi o ka bling a me nā hōʻike, makemake ʻo Funkmaster i kāna ʻano kahiko a me ka maʻamau, kahi mea hiki ʻole iā ʻoe ke kūʻai i kahi kaʻa hou.

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ʻO Deadmau5 ('ōlelo "iole make") he haku mele hale uila me nā leo maʻamau e hoʻonani ai i nā ʻano hana a i ʻole kāu makemake hana i ka wā e puhi ai ʻoe a ʻoi aku ka nui o nā ao e puhi i ka puka makani ma mua o ke ahi hale. ʻAʻohe mea āu e manaʻo ai i kāna mele, ua hōʻiliʻili kēia kanaka ma luna o $53 miliona i kāna waiwai ʻupena; ʻo kēia ke ana hope loa o ka holomua ma kaʻu puke. Hiki iaʻu ke hauʻoli i kāna mele; ʻAʻohe mea maikaʻi aʻe ma mua o ka wili ʻana i kāu kaʻa i nā mele hoʻokiʻekiʻe e hoʻoneʻe iā ʻoe, ma ka home a i ʻole ka hale kūʻai.

Akā ʻelua mau mea like ʻole ke ʻano mele a me ke ʻano nani, a ʻaʻohe mea pili i ka leʻaleʻa mele me ka hiki ʻole ke hoʻopau a hoʻopau i nā mea āpau e pili ana i ke kaʻa. Ua aʻo kēia Zimmerman i ke ala paʻakikī i kapa ʻia kona ʻano Ferrari "Perrari". ʻO ka pōpoki e hana ana i nā anuenue ma ka puka a me ka ʻaoʻao ʻaoʻao, a me kāna mau hōʻailona maʻamau a me nā moena papahele, ua lawe mai iā ia i kahi leka hoʻomaha a hoʻopau i nā loio o Ferrari, me he mea lā ʻaʻole hauʻoli e hoʻoweliweli iā ia me ka hana kānāwai. Pela ke ano ino o keia kaa; ʻino loa ka ʻōlelo. ʻAʻole au i lohe i kekahi mea hana kaʻa e hoihoi nui i ka hoʻololi ʻana i nā kaʻa o kā lākou mea kūʻai aku, ʻoi aku ka nui o ke kumukūʻai o ke kaʻa e like me ka hale. ʻAno makemake ʻoe e ʻike i ka hōʻailona hōʻino i kēia manawa, ʻaʻole anei?

11 ʻO Blastolin Jay Leno Special

ʻAʻole pono ʻo Leno i kahi hoʻolauna ʻē aʻe; ʻaʻole pono i ka wā mua. ʻO ka poʻe a pau, i koʻu wā e hoʻomanaʻo ai, ua lohe mau lākou i kēia inoa a ʻike iā ia he "The Tonight Show". Eia naʻe, ʻaʻole paha i lohe ka hapa nui o ka poʻe i kekahi o kāna concoctions, he mea kū hoʻokahi a ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu ka ʻāpana e hoʻokomo ai. He ʻiʻo palai? He kaʻa heihei ia? He kaʻa holo kaʻa kēia? He pahu pahu paha ia? Aka, he naaupo keia, ke olelo nei oe; ʻaʻole like me ka pahu! E ʻōlelo wau he ʻoiaʻiʻo ia, akā ua like ia me ka pahu pahu no ka mea e hoʻohana ʻia ana e ka mīkini pahu pahu M47 Patton. ʻAe, no ka pololei, Continental AV1790 5B.

ʻO kēia, e kuʻu hoaaloha, he American 90-degree V-12 me ka ʻoi aku o 800 hp. a me ka torque o 1,440 ft/lb. ʻO ka mīkini nunui 5.75 cubic iniha (5.75 L) me ka lua o 1,791 iniha a me ka hahau o 29.4 iniha ke kaumaha 2,500 paona maloʻo. Nui loa kēia ʻenekini i ka wā e holo wikiwiki ai ke alaloa, ʻike ʻia ka mea hoʻokele a me ka mea kaʻa ma mua o 100 decibels. He pā pōhaku/hammer leo nui. Akā, ʻo ia ka mana a pau e ʻolokaʻa ai i kahi pahu pahu he 8,900 paona, a pono ke kaʻa ʻōpala Goodyear e kākoʻo i kēlā kaumaha. No ke aha ʻo Jay i hana ai, nīnau ʻoe? ʻAe, ʻo ia ʻo Jay Leno, ʻo ia ke kumu.

10 ʻO ka hana maʻi a Tyga ma kahi semi-hale

Hoʻokahi mea e hoʻolilo i nā huina kālā astronomical ma nā kaʻa; ke kūʻai ʻoe i kaʻa haʻuki $200,000, loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi kaʻa haʻuki $200,000. Ke pilikia ʻoe i ke kālā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike i ka mea e hana ai, inā ʻo ia kāu kuleana, e kūʻai i nā kaʻa he nui āu e makemake ai. ʻO ka mea kūpono ʻole ke kūʻai ʻana i kaʻa $112,000 a hoʻohui i kahi 65% hou i kēlā kumukūʻai no ka loaʻa ʻole o ka mīkini. Noʻu, he kaʻa ke kaʻa; a ʻoiai maikaʻi nā mīkini nani, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hana. Inā hoʻokomo wau i $ 75,000 i loko o kaʻu kaʻa haʻuki $ 112,000, e loaʻa iā ia kahi peʻa nui ma mua o kahi pahu ʻōpala e kū mai ana i waho o ka puʻu, e holo wau ma ke kaʻaahi a hele i ka 8 kekona no ka hapahā mile i ka wikiwiki o ka pahele o 160 mau mile i kēlā me kēia hola.

Inā ʻo Tyga kou inoa a he rapper ʻoe, e hoʻolilo ana ʻoe i $75,000 ma kahi ʻili ʻili ʻo Versace-style Connolly, pena kala kala, nā huila alumini i hoʻopaʻa ʻia, a me ka pauku titanium.

ʻOiaʻiʻo, aia nā mods ECU ma ʻaneʻi a ma ʻaneʻi a me kekahi mau naʻaupō ʻē aʻe, akā no ka hoʻōho nui ʻana, pono kēia i ka hapalua o ka hale o nā naʻaupō ma luna o kahi kaʻa i kū ʻole i ka hapaha o ka hale! He ʻoluʻolu loa ke kaʻina hana pena a pono ia e hoʻohana i kahi ʻaʻahu kumu wai wai pipiʻi e hāʻawi i ka chrome i ke aniani hoʻopau. Akā no kēia, hiki iaʻu ke hōʻike i nā mea ʻoi aku ma mua o kahi hana pena i pipiʻi no ka hoʻokele kaʻa i kēlā me kēia lā.

9 Sunny Usaina Bolt

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He holoholona maoli ka 'âlapa Jamaican Usain Bolt. ʻO ka poʻokela ʻOlumepika ʻewalu mau manawa a he 11 mau manawa hoʻokūkū honua i ka holo ʻana ua hoʻokumu pinepine i nā moʻolelo honua a loaʻa iā ia ka inoa kapakapa ʻo "Lightning". Ua hānau ʻia ʻo ia ma Jamaica i ka makahiki 1986. He 12 kona mau makahiki i ka wā i lilo ai ʻo ia i mea holo wikiwiki loa ma kāna kula haʻahaʻa. Ma ka 16 a me 6ft 5in kiʻekiʻe, ua hoʻokūkū ʻo ia ma ke kahua honua ma kāna Jamaica ponoʻī i ka hanana nui loa o kona ola, lanakila ʻo ia i ka 200m 0.03 kekona ʻoi aku ka lohi ma mua o kāna pono pilikino. ʻO kāna lanakila 200m i hoʻololi koke iā ia i ka mekala gula ʻōpio ʻōpio loa o ka honua.

ʻAʻole e holo kaʻa kaʻa me kēlā kanaka, ʻaʻole e ka haku. ʻO kahi hoʻololi Chevrolegs kūpono e lilo i mea hiki ke puhi i ke ala me ka wikiwiki like ʻole, paʻa i nā kihi e like me ia ma ke kaʻaahi, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. Aia ka pane i kēlā nīnau liʻiliʻi i ka Nissan GT-R, me kāna ʻenekini V-3.6 twin-turbocharged 6-lita e hana ana i 565 hp. ʻO kāna 6-wikiwiki pālua-pili ʻakomi a me nā huila holoʻokoʻa holoʻokoʻa e hoʻomau i ka neʻe ʻana o kēia monster liʻiliʻi me ka wikiwiki o ka uila. ʻO ka ratio hoʻokele wikiwiki a me ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i hiki ke hoʻololi ʻia e kau i kēia Mini Nismo ma kahi āu e kuhikuhi ai. Ke pono ʻoe e holo, 0 km/h ma lalo o ʻekolu kekona aia ma kou manamana lima.

8 E hoʻokō ʻo G-Class Anton Kasabov i kāna hoʻopaʻi

He pūʻali koa ko Mercedes G-Class a ua hoʻololi ʻia i ka mana kīwila ma 1979; ʻO ke kaʻa kaʻa G-class mua i kapa ʻia ʻo "Wolf". Ua komo mua ke kaʻa koa Model 461 me ka pūʻali koa Argentine i ka makahiki 1981. Ua hoʻopili ʻia kona kino kaʻa ʻehā huila liʻiliʻi i ke kiʻi no ka lawelawe ʻana e like me ke kaʻa a me ka ʻoʻoleʻa. ʻOiai ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi ʻano kīwila mai ka hopena o 70s, ʻaʻole ia i ʻike ʻia ma ka mākeke US a hiki i 2002, a ʻoiai, mai ka makahiki 90, ua manaʻo ʻia kāna kūʻai ʻana ma nā helu ʻeono. Ma muli o ke kumu kūʻai paʻa ʻole, ua kūʻai ʻia nā kūʻai makahiki ma US mai 3,000 a 3,900 mai 2002 a hiki i kēia manawa, no laila ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike i nā kaʻa he nui ma ke alanui; a ke hana ʻoe, he kakaʻikahi.

ʻOiai kakaʻikahi, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i nā mea āu e makemake ai me ia a manaʻo e ʻae ʻia. ʻO ka mea hana keaka a me ka mea koa koa ʻo Anton Kasabov he mekala gula honua i lanakila ma ka Bulgarian nāna, me ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā kala pena kaʻa a pau e noho nei, ua hoʻoholo e leo i kāna kaʻa G me ka ʻulaʻula a me ka ʻeleʻele, e kau i nā kaʻa haʻahaʻa ma nā rim ʻulaʻula nui a hoʻohuli ʻia. i loko o kahi maka hilahila, ʻolokaʻa. ʻOiaʻiʻo, he kaʻa ʻoluʻolu nō ia; hoʻololi ʻia 600 hp engine hoʻonui i ke kaʻa i 0 km / h i 60 kekona, akā ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu nā kala. He mea lapuwale loa.

7 ʻO ka Crusin '58 a Tom Cruise

No ke kanaka ʻaʻole pono ka hoʻolauna ʻana, e hana ke kaʻa ʻaʻole pono ka hoʻolauna. No ke aha ʻo ia e koho ai i kahi '58 Corvette? Nui paha nā kumu kūpono no kēia, ʻo ia hoʻi no ka hiki iā ʻoe; akā, ʻo ka liʻiliʻi o kēia mau kaʻa e hoʻohilahila iā lākou ma nā wahi āpau. E hoʻolei iā Tom Cruise a me Katie Holmes i ka hoohalike, a ʻo ka mea wale nō e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke hele i kahi lā me ka F-14; akā, ʻoiai ʻaʻole hiki i kēia Maverick ke mālama i kēia misionari hiki ʻole, ʻo ka '58 Vette kahi pani kūpono.

Me ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa kino no ka makahiki hoʻohālike '59, ua loaʻa i ka Corvette kahi hopena lōʻihi i mua me ʻehā mau kukui, i hoʻopili ʻia i kekahi mau hiʻohiʻona Chevrolet o kēlā makahiki.

Me nā laina o ke kino i ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi ma mua o ko ke kaʻa ʻokiʻoki a Cruz, ua hōʻike ʻia kēia magnet senorita i ka pena pena maʻamau, nā huila waiwai a me nā puka aniani. ʻO kēia kekahi o kēlā mau kaʻa ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hoʻolei i ka puʻupuʻu puʻupuʻu a me ka flamboyance e hōʻike ai he kāne ʻoe. He kanaka ʻoe e hoʻokele iā ia. Pono ia i kahi kaʻa ʻoluʻolu, a ʻo ke kumu aʻo Top Gun me he mea lā ua lawe i ka hint.

6 H1 na Dennis Rodman e hūnā i kāna mau keiki mai

ʻO kēia kaʻa pilikino a Dennis Rodman. Pono au e ʻōlelo hou aku? Ma hea ʻoe e hoʻomaka ai me kēia? ʻEā... pehea e pili ana i ʻewalu mau kiʻi ʻokoʻa like ʻole o nā wahine i hoʻopaʻa ʻia e hōʻike? ʻO kahi hana pena ʻono ʻole he mea ʻē aʻe ma mua o kahi hōʻike maikaʻi ʻole o ke kiʻi kaʻa kaʻa i hele ʻole ma mua o ke pena kino. ʻO nā wāhine hule, ua ʻike au i nā kiʻi ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi.

Akā e kali, he mea hou aʻe! E nānā ma lalo o ka puʻupuʻu o ka monster a loaʻa kahi ʻenekini 6.5-lita Hummer turbocharged Detroit Diesel e noho maluhia ana i loko o ke kaʻa ʻenekini. ʻO kahi pūnana o nā uwea ʻaʻole i hoʻopaʻa ʻia e kani ʻino i loko o nā pahu pākaukau a me nā mea uila ʻē aʻe ma kahi kokoke. ʻIke ʻia nā uwea Amplifier e huli ana i kāna ʻōnaehana leo ghetto, i hoʻokomo ʻia i loko o ka pahu ukana. Inā hele au i waho a loaʻa ke kaʻa ʻoi loa e huki i ka leo, e hele paha wau me kēlā hoʻonohonoho.