12 mau huakaʻi maikaʻi ʻole ʻo Barry Weiss i loaʻa i loko o kahi hale kūʻai (a ʻo 8 ka mea i lilo i ʻōpala)
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12 mau huakaʻi maikaʻi ʻole ʻo Barry Weiss i loaʻa i loko o kahi hale kūʻai (a ʻo 8 ka mea i lilo i ʻōpala)

ʻO Barry Weiss kekahi o nā kiʻi TV eccentric loa āu e hālāwai ai ma ke TV i kēia lā. ʻOiaʻiʻo, aia kekahi mau ʻano "outlandish" ʻē aʻe i hiki iā ʻoe ke eli, akā ʻo ka loaʻa ʻana o ka hui kūpono o nā mea ʻē aʻe a me ka nani ʻaʻole ia he hana maʻalahi, a ʻo Barry me he mea lā e huki me ka maʻalahi a me ka pololei. He mea nani wale no keia kanaka. ʻAʻole hiki i nā mea a pau ke ʻae i kēia, akā ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau ke mahalo i ke kanaka no kona ʻano.

Eia naʻe, ʻike maopopo ka poʻe aloha kaʻa pehea e hana ai, a inā ʻaʻole ʻo kona ʻono i nā kaʻa ʻaʻole kou ikaika, pono ʻoe e hāʻawi i kēia kanaka i ka hōʻaiʻē: loaʻa iā ia kekahi mau kaʻa ʻokoʻa nani! Kūlike kāna mau kaʻa i kona ʻano. He ʻano ʻokoʻa lākou, ʻokoʻa, a i kekahi manawa he ʻino wale nō. Akā naʻe, ʻaʻole kēia e pale iā Weiss mai ke aloha like iā lākou. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻoi aku ka nui o kona aloha iā lākou!

Mai nā sedans poʻo moa melemele a hiki i ka Lincoln Zephyrs e hoʻolei ana i ke ahi, e hilinaʻi iā Weiss e hōʻoluʻolu i kāna mau kaʻa kaʻa me ke kāohi ʻole. ʻAʻole mālama ʻo ia i kou manaʻo, mālama ʻo ia i kāna mea makemake. ʻOiai ʻaʻole makemake mākou i kāna mau kaʻa a pau, paʻakikī ʻole e mahalo i ka papa inoa o nā kaʻa i loaʻa iā ia i ka wā ma mua. No ka nui o kona mau kaa Kaua Waihonaa ua ʻike mākou i ka nui o lākou i loko o ka moʻo.

No nā ʻano kaʻa like ʻole a Barry Weiss, ua hōʻemi mākou iā lākou i ʻelua mau ʻāpana: maʻi a me nā ʻōpala. Hāʻule kekahi o lākou ma lalo o nā ʻāpana ʻelua, a ʻoiai ʻo ia ka mea pāʻani maikaʻi loa ma ka hōʻike, ua loaʻa iā mākou kahi pālua a Barry i makemake ai e loaʻa mua iā ia!

E nānā i kāna mau mea maikaʻi loa, ʻeiwa mau mea ʻino loa, a ʻelua i hala!

20 Triumph Renegade: ʻAʻohe

ʻAʻole maikaʻi paha ʻo Weiss i kāu mau keiki e hoʻohālike i kā lākou ʻano pilikanaka, akā hana ʻo ia iā ʻoe me ka ʻino (ʻoiai ʻaʻole he mahiole)! Ma ke ʻano he ʻoihana kūleʻa, makemake ʻo ia i nā mea he nui, ʻoiai inā ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo mau e pili ana i kāna mau mea pāʻani. Ua hoʻolaʻa nā kaʻa kaʻa Triumph i nā mea hoihoi e hōʻoiaʻiʻo i ka brand no ka mea, ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo he pololei ko lākou manaʻo. ʻO ka Triumph ʻulaʻula liʻiliʻi a Barry he ʻano ʻano ʻē aʻe i ka wā o kāna huakaʻi hele a puni ʻo Los Angeles, Kaleponi i kēlā lā, a ua ʻike ʻia kona mau makahiki i ka wā i ninini ʻia ai ka pōʻino i loko o kahi lā maikaʻi.

19 Farm Fresh Ranchero: Ma'i

Ua hoʻolilo ʻo Barry i kāna waiwai mai ka maka o ka lehulehu, a i ka manawa i hoʻomaka ai ʻo ia e ʻike ma ka radar, ua lilo ʻo ia i kanaka kūpaʻa; he kanaka i hana ia ia iho, aole e ae. Eia naʻe, ua lawe wale ka manaʻo o ka lehulehu i kāna mau kaʻa kaʻa i ka pae aʻe, a ke hoʻomau nei ʻo Barry i ka pilina me nā mea kiʻekiʻe o ka ʻoihana, e like me Bonspeed Wheels Pelekikena Brad Fanshaw. Noho nā kāne ʻelua ma ka puka hope o Barry's 1958 Ford Ranchero a kamaʻilio i ko lāua hoʻomākaukau ʻana e leʻaleʻa i kahi lā o ke kūʻai aku a me ka ʻakaʻaka. ʻO ka hōʻiliʻili kaʻa ʻo Barry i kekahi manawa me he mea lā āu e ʻike maoli ai i ka wā e huki ana i kahi pūʻulu meaʻai a puni, ʻoiai ʻoi aku ka ʻike o Barry ma mua o ka hoʻoulu ʻana i kahi pūʻulu huaʻai ma hope o kēia Ford nani.

18 Holoi ʻōpala: Garbage

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Ua hoʻoikaika ʻia kēia mea ʻē aʻe e ka makahiki 1950 o ka heihei ʻōpala, a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi aku aia kahi Moto Guzzi V7 hou e peʻe ana ma lalo. ʻO nā hōʻailona Telltale e like me ka hoʻolālā ʻana o ka pahu e hāʻawi i nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo maʻalahi, akā ʻo nā fairings pahu lepo e hūnā i ka nui o nā kikoʻī ma hope o ka pā o ka hana hoʻolālā aerodynamic. ʻOiai he hoʻomaikaʻi kupanaha kēia i ka wā kahiko o ka hoʻolālā kaʻa kaʻa i pāpā ʻia i kēia manawa, waiho nā kumu o ke kaʻa kaʻa i ka nui o ka makemake. ʻOiaʻiʻo, he mea hoʻokele aero a loaʻa iā ia ka pōmaikaʻi mai kahi coefficient kauo haʻahaʻa e hoʻoponopono ai i nā hemahema o ka mana, akā ʻo ia ke kumu ʻaʻole koʻikoʻi ka mana autonomous i ka hoʻolālā ʻana i ka hana. A ʻo ka mana waho ka mea e hoʻohauʻoli ai i kā mākou pistons! (E nānā i kāna mau mea pāʻani "'ē aʻe" ma hope.)

17 He ʻoiaʻiʻo ka hakakā: ʻōpala mau

Aia nō ʻo Barry ma ʻaneʻi e hoʻopaʻapaʻa ana me kāna Triumph, e noʻonoʻo mau ana i ke kumu o ka hū ʻana o ka aila, a ʻaʻohe mahiole! ʻO ka hapa nui o nā mokuʻāina ʻaʻole makemake i nā mahiole e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i nā kānāwai mahiole o Kaleponi (a pololei nō hoʻi), akā he manaʻo maikaʻi loa nā mahiole ma nā wahi kaona nui o Greater Los Angeles. ʻAʻole mākou i manaʻo ʻaʻole hiki iā Barry ke skate (a ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo mākou ʻaʻole hiki i kāna Triumph beater ke hana i ka hana - ʻoiai he mau kānalua kā mākou), akā ʻo ia ka hewa o ke kanaka ʻē aʻe! Akā naʻe, ua mākaukau ʻo Barry e lawe i kahi manawa me kāna ipu aila, ʻoiai ʻo ia e hoʻolei ai i ka aila ma ke ala o ka huila hope.

16 1951 BSA Kuʻuna: maʻi

He kanaka eccentric loa ʻo Barry, a ʻaʻole kūpono ʻo ia i ka poʻi āu e manaʻo ai e hoʻokomo ʻia kahi hōkū TV maoli. ʻAʻole ʻo ia e like me ka mogul hale kūʻai stereotypical, akā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i loaʻa ke kālā mai kahi waihona kūʻai haʻahaʻa. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi o kāna loaʻa ma mua o ka hapa nui o nā pono o ka hōʻike. Eia naʻe, me ka waiwai o ka ʻupena ma kahi o $10 miliona, ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia e hoʻohuli i nā hale kūʻai, akā pono ʻo ia i kāna mau kaʻa. ʻO kāna hana maʻamau ʻo 1951 BSA kekahi o nā mea he nui āna i ʻōlelo ai, ʻaʻole ʻo ia he ʻohi e haʻalele i ka ʻohi ʻana i ka lepo i loko o ka hale kaʻa. ʻAʻole kēia (kahi mea kupanaha) he leak e like me ka nui o nā nani ʻē aʻe!

15 Keaukaha o kela la i keia la Zephyr: Ma'i

Ua ʻike ka Purple Marshmallow i nā ʻili like ʻole, nā ʻano like ʻole, a me nā peripheral like ʻole i nā makahiki. No ka lōʻihi loa o kēia kaʻa, laki ke kū nei i kēia lā. ʻO kēia kekahi o nā ʻāpana liʻiliʻi o nā lako Detroit pre-40s i paʻakikī loa e hāʻule i nā lima wili o ka manawa. ʻOiai makemake ka hapa nui o ka poʻe e mālama i kā lākou hoʻopukapuka kālā ma lalo o ka laka a me ke kī, manaʻo ʻo Weiss e mālama ʻia lākou - e like me ka nui! Ua ʻike ʻia ʻo ia e lawe iā ia i Starbucks no kahi inu wikiwiki, akā ua hoʻāʻo ʻo ia e inu ma mua o ka hoʻi ʻana i laila. ʻAʻole no ka pono o loko, akā me ka ʻole o ka lima paʻa paʻa ma ka huila, ʻaʻole hiki ke mālama ʻia ke kaʻa!

14 Lincoln Zephyr: ma'i mau

He kakaikahi kēia keiki ʻino a i ka makahiki 250,000 ua kūʻai ʻia ʻo ia ma ke kūʻai ʻana no $2000. ʻO ka mea kupanaha, ma 2013 ua kūʻai hou ʻia no $66,000 wale nō! ʻOiai ke loli nui nei ke kumukūʻai (a me ke kūlana) i ka manawa, he papa inoa pau ʻole ia o nā hoʻololi a me nā hoʻomaikaʻi - nā hoʻomaikaʻi e hoʻokaʻawale maoli ai. Ua kūʻai ʻia ka mana mana V12 kumu no ke kālā ʻana i ka papahana, a ua hoʻokomo ʻia kahi mea hāʻawi 1978 Chevy i loko o ia mea ma nā ʻano like ʻole. ʻOi aku ka nui o nā hoʻololi i ke kaʻa ma mua o ka hiki iā ʻoe ke hahau me ka lāʻau, akā ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo Barry e hoʻohui i kāna mau paʻi ponoʻī ma ʻaneʻi a ma ʻaneʻi - e like me ka pauku ahi!

13 Harley Eight Valve: Ua hala

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Ua hoʻolei ʻo Harley i nā kaʻa heihei ma nā alanui mai ke Kaua Honua I (mai ka makahiki 1914 a hiki i ka makahiki 1918 no ʻoukou a pau Romeo e luhi nei i ka hāʻawi ʻana i nā memo i ke kaikamahine uʻi i mua o ʻoukou i ka papa mōʻaukala). ʻO ka māhoe ʻewalu V-twin ʻaʻohe brake a hoʻouna ʻia, a he 230 paona wale nō kona kaumaha! He mea kahiko paha ka ʻike o ka waihona e nā kūlana kaʻa kaʻa o kēia wā, akā hiki iā ia ke lele i loko o kahi Dodge City 300 ma 80 mph i kona wā kiʻekiʻe no ʻehā hola - inā hiki iā ʻoe ke lōʻihi i kēlā lōʻihi! ʻOiai ke ʻano ʻino, ʻo ia kekahi o nā mea mālama maikaʻi loa e makemake ai ʻo Barry Weiss e loaʻa, akā ua peʻe kēia ma Australia!

12 Hale Moʻa: ʻōpala

Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike iā Barry, ʻaʻole paha ʻoe maopopo i ke kumu he kanaka ʻike ʻia ʻo ia, ʻaʻole paha ʻoe maopopo i ke kumu o nā manaʻo like ʻole o ka poʻe e pili ana iā ia, a ʻaʻole paha ʻoe maopopo iā ia ma ke ʻano laulā. ʻAʻole mākou maopopo iā ia, akā ʻaʻole paʻakikī ke ʻike i ke kumu o kona ʻike ʻia - aia iā ia kēia mau mea! ʻO kāna kaʻa moa ʻālohilohi loa e ʻike ʻia mai ka ISS (International Space Station) a aneane makemake ʻoe e hoʻomālamalama i kona holo ʻana. Akā, ʻo ke kamaʻilio ʻana me Barry i loko o nā kekona wale nō e hōʻike mai i kahi ʻano ʻono; ʻo ia kekahi o kēlā mau kāne paʻakikī loa e makemake ʻole, ʻaʻohe mea maʻamau o kāna mau kaʻa!

11 1940 Ford COE: Ma'i

ʻAʻole paha ʻoe e ʻike i kahi hoʻololi e like me kēia Ford 1940, akā ʻaʻole ia e ʻōlelo nui no ka mea ʻaʻole nui nā mea hoʻololi i kēia mau lā. ʻO ka hoʻolālā throwback mai kahi wā poina o ka hoʻolālā automotive i hoʻohui i ke ʻano me ka pono; he mea pono maoli no ka uku uku (ma ka chassis pōkole loa) i alakaʻi i ka hoʻolālā maʻamau. Ua lawe ʻo Weiss i ke kaʻa mai kahi pāhana palaka i kahi mea kū hoʻokahi ma ke ala maikaʻi loa i hiki iā ia. Hoʻokomo ʻia ke kaʻa me nā kukui ʻo Lincoln Zephyr 1939, ka ʻoki hou ʻana, a me kahi papa moe maʻamau me nā papa kiʻi daimana. (E kāhea iā Hot Rod.) Ua kūʻai aku ʻo ia iā ia i kāna hoaaloha maikaʻi ʻo Bob Drons, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke mahalo iā Weiss no ka nui o nā hana maʻamau āu e ʻike nei ma aneʻi.

10 ʻO ka pupule kaʻa kaʻa: ʻōpala

Kūkulu ʻia ia ma kahi chassis motorhome 1973, akā ʻaʻole hua kūwaho kanaka hoohuoi! ʻAʻole hiki iā ia ke lele, akā he alahaka hoʻomaha kāna! Basically, loaʻa iā ʻoe ke koho e hoʻokele i ka Decoliner mai ke alahaka nui a mai ka saloon; ʻAe nā mana ʻelua iā ʻoe e koho! Ua koho ʻia ka chassis kaʻa kaʻa no kāna hoʻonohonoho kaʻa huila mua. Pono ka hapa nui o nā kaʻa kaʻa e piʻi aʻe ma luna o ka hoʻouna ʻana, akā hiki i kēia hoʻonohonoho ʻana iā ʻoe ke noho haʻahaʻa e like me ka Honda Civic! Mai ke keʻena o ka mea hoʻokele haʻahaʻa, ʻehā ʻīniha kou hope ma luna o ke kānana ea o kahi pahu nui 455cid Oldsmobile. ʻO nā puka makani puka puka i puhi ʻia e ka lima a me ke ʻano hana maʻamau mai ke poʻo a hiki i ka uē weiss i ka lā a pau!

9 Leno-liner: akā maʻi mau

ʻO 1973 ka makahiki mua i hoʻolako ʻia ai kēlā mau kaʻa kaʻa me ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i ka ea, a ʻo nā mea hoʻololi hoʻokele i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i ka panel i hūnā ʻia ma kahi kokoke i ka noho kaʻa i lilo i kumu leʻaleʻa no Jay Leno i ka wā i ʻike ʻia ai kēia monster ma kāna kaʻa. ʻO ka hale kaʻa o Jay Leno. ʻO kekahi o nā mea hoihoi loa o ka hale kaʻa (ma waho aʻe o ke alahaka) ʻo nā puka makani hope i kūkulu ʻia i loko o nā wāwae wāwae hope. He mea ʻino loa ia i ka nānā mua ʻana, akā inā ʻoe e hoʻokokoke a nānā pono i ka hana lima, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻomaka e kahaha i ka ʻano ʻē o ka ʻāpana ʻokoʻa o ia mea. Ua makemake ʻo Leno, a ʻano like mākou… ʻano.

8 ʻO Hot Rod kahiko: maʻi mau

ʻAʻole pono mākou e haʻi iā ʻoe he aha ia; ʻO ka Model 1932 ka mea kānalua kekahi o nā mele kaulana loa o ka honua, ʻo ka "hoʻokoʻa wela" no nā mea he nui a he lanakila ʻole no ka hapa nui. Nui ka moʻolelo ma ʻaneʻi e hoʻihoʻi hou, akā ʻo ke kaʻa kaʻao i waena o nā rodder wela, inā ʻoe e hana no Ford a ʻaʻole paha! He kanaka wale nō ʻo Barry Weiss ma nā huila; ʻAʻole ia he mea nui inā he Ford, Chevy, Harley a i ʻole Honda (maikaʻi... ʻaʻole paha he Honda), a inā e ʻōwili, pili ʻo ia. E like me kona ʻono, he haku maalea ʻo Barry, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona ʻike ma mua o ka hoʻolei ʻana i kekahi mau mea hoʻololi e like me ke Model A!

7 ʻO Beatnik Bubble-Top: ʻōpala

Ua hoʻomaka ʻo ia i ke ola ma ke ʻano he Ford 1955 akā e hoʻopau ʻia ma ke ʻano he alumini. I kēia manawa, he moku holo moku maʻamau i hoʻopaʻa ʻia ma lalo o ka hohonu o nā wahi āu i aʻo ʻia ai ma ke kula Sabati a me ka hanohano e like me nā Kardashians. ʻO ka pahu kila holoʻokoʻa i hana lima ʻia a kālai ʻia me ka mālama ʻana o ka mea hana wati. He hana noʻeau maikaʻi kēia. Eia naʻe, e pili ana i nā kaʻa, ua like ia me kahi manaʻo i pono ke noho ma ka laina Hot Wheels. E like me ka ʻino, loaʻa iā ia kahi traction, a he kiʻi kiʻi ʻo Weiss hiki iā ia ke huki i nā kudala ke makemake ʻo ia i ka uku uku.

6 Burton Bat: Ma'i

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Hoʻomanaʻo paha ʻoe iā Barry i ka hoʻokele ʻana i kēia mea ma ka episode Waiwai Barry a hoʻomanaʻo paha ʻoe, ʻo ia hoʻi, ua "huhū" (i ka makaʻu i ka nui o ka poʻe ipo ʻōpeʻa ana). Hoʻomanaʻo ʻoe i ka pāʻani ʻana o Barry me ia, hoʻomanaʻo ʻoe iā ia. ʻO kēia ka Batmobile kaulana loa o ko mākou au. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻo ka Tumbler he koa alanui ʻoiaʻiʻo e like me ka mea ʻē aʻe, a ʻo ka OG Futura kahi i hoʻomaka ai, akā ʻo ka Burton Bat ka mea a ka poʻe e manaʻo ai i ka wā e noʻonoʻo ai lākou i ka Batmobile. ʻAʻole hiki i nā keiki i kēia lā ke aloha nui i ko lākou puʻuwai, akā ʻaʻole lākou i ʻike no lākou iho.

5 Cowboy Cadillac: ʻAʻohe

Hoʻohui ʻia ʻo Barry i nā kaʻa, nā kaʻa, nā kaʻa kaʻa, a me nā "mea" ʻē aʻe (ʻo ia ka mea i maopopo loa i kēia manawa). ʻAʻole pono lākou e nānā maikaʻi i nā mea ʻē aʻe a ʻaʻole pono lākou e hālāwai me nā lula e ʻae ʻia e nā ʻohi ʻohi ʻē aʻe, pono lākou e hoʻopili i ka lolo o Barry. He paʻakikī loa ka haʻi ʻana i ke ʻano o ka makemakika he resonator maikaʻi no ka mea hōʻiliʻili oddball, akā ʻo ka Cowboy Cadillac kekahi mea hana harmonic. Oiai ka oki a me ka pauku 1947 Cadillac i lawa ka mana e wili i ka hope huila ma ka makemake, kekahi mea e pili ana i ka hoʻolālā headlight kipi iā mākou ma mua o ka ʻae ʻia; aia wale nō kekahi mea e hana nei ʻaʻole pono e hana ʻia!

4 Bugatti 57S: Ua hala

Wahi a lākou, aia ka nani i ka maka o ka mea nānā a ʻaʻohe mea like ʻelua. ʻO ka mea nona ka mua o kēia poina 57S Bugatti i hōʻoiaʻiʻo i ka hūnā maikaʻi ʻia o kona nani, huna ʻia a hiki i ka lā hope. Ua poina lōʻihi ke kaʻa, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi: ʻo kahi kaʻa super-kakaʻikahi ʻaʻohe mea pōkole o ka unicorn i loko o nā pōʻai ʻohi, a me ka liʻiliʻi o 1,000 i kūkulu ʻia, ʻoi aku ka mamao ma mua o ka Veyron, a ʻoi aku ka pipiʻi! ʻOiai ʻaʻole loaʻa ʻo Barry i ka manawa e loaʻa ai ka loaʻa ʻana o ka vault like ʻole, he kumu hoʻohālike maikaʻi kēia o nā waiwai i hiki ke hūnā ʻia i loko o nā vault a puni ka honua i kēia kekona!

3 1958 Gilera 250cc: Junk

ʻOi aku ke ʻano o ka hale kaʻa ʻo Weiss ma mua o ka circus alanui, a ʻoi aku paha kona ʻano ma mua o ke kanaka ponoʻī, he paʻakikī ke hoʻomaopopo. ʻO ka hele ʻana ma nā catacombs kaʻa e hōʻike paha i kekahi mau kaʻa a mākou i ʻike ʻole ai ma mua. ʻO kāna kaʻa kaʻa ʻo Gilera kekahi mea maʻamau mai nā lā i aʻo ai nā kaʻa kaʻa i ke ala paʻakikī ʻaʻole i hui pū ʻia nā kiʻi ākea a me nā crosswind me nā hopena hoʻoikaika no ka mea holo. Loaʻa i kēia ʻano ʻokoʻa nā fairings kūʻokoʻa i ʻoi aku ma mua o ka manawa i hoʻonohonoho ʻia, e ʻoi aku ka kūʻokoʻa. ʻOiai ʻoluʻolu, ʻo ka mana liʻiliʻi 250cc

2 ʻO Guzzi V7 Racer: maʻi

ʻOiai ʻaʻole mākou i makemake mua i ka Guzzi V7 no nā kumu he nui, ʻaʻole like me nā mea hoʻokele scavenger ʻē aʻe, he kaʻa kaʻa maoli nō ia. He kiʻi ʻoihana paha ia, ʻo ia paha ke ʻano o nā rivets e hoʻolikelike ai i nā fairings maʻemaʻe a puni ke kino, akā ke nānā aku iā ia mai kēlā kihi, makemake wale mākou e holo! ʻO ia paha ke kumu i hoihoi nui ai ʻo Weiss iā ia - ʻike ʻo ia iā ia ma ke kukui kūpono (a ma kahi kokoke i kahi kaʻa kaʻa ʻino). Eia naʻe, ʻaʻole hiki ke ʻoiaʻiʻo kēia manaʻo, ʻoiai ua piha ka hale kaʻa ʻo Weiss i nā ʻenehana ʻino. Eia naʻe, inā ʻoe e nīnau iā ia, e ʻōlelo ʻo ia he maikaʻi loa kāna mau kaʻa holoʻokoʻa, ʻo ka hale moa!

1 Wet Nelly: Ua hala

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ʻO Wet Nellie kona inoa, ʻaʻole no ka mea he submarine ʻo ia, ʻoiai he kuhi pololei kēia. (ʻOiaʻiʻo, hiki paha iā ia ke lilo i hoʻokahi lā, mahalo iā Elon Musk wale nō.) Akā ʻo Wet Nellie i hoʻokaʻawale ʻia ma ke ʻano he "submarine wet," ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻaʻole ia he submarine maoli, e like me kāu mau manaʻo maʻamau o ka mea e pono ai kahi moku. moku moana. ʻAʻole hoʻokaʻawale nā ​​submarine pulu i nā mea holo mai ka wai a puni. (kahua kaua ʻike nā mea pāʻani e pili ana i nā submarine pulu.) Ma kahi o ka holo ʻana i kahi submarine e like me ka pony, ua hoʻolālā ʻia ʻo Wet Nelly no nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni e hāʻawi i ka manaʻo o kahi submarine maloʻo. Ua nalowale koke ʻo ia i loko o kahi hale kūʻai a hiki i kahi makana $100 i hāʻawi iā ia i kāna mau mea hou! ʻIke ʻoe makemake ʻo Barry e hele ma laila no ka mea ʻo kāna ala āpau ia!

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